Category: Here We Go Again

Chris Brown Was Arrested For Battery In Florida

July 6, 2018 / Posted by:

None of what I typed in that headline should be surprising to anyone with even the vaguest recollection of Chris Brown. What might be surprising is that it took a whole 15 months for Chris Brown to finally get busted for throwing his fists around.

Last year in April, 29-year-old Chris got into some trouble in Tampa, FL after he allegedly assaulted a photographer at a club. The club’s photographer was reportedly trying to get some crowd shots, and paranoid dust-for-brains Chris thought the photographer was trying to get some sneaky pictures of him. So he allegedly leapt over a couch and punched the photographer in the face. Police were called, but Chris and his bodyguard fled the scene before they could be questioned. That brings us to present day.

Chris played a show at the Coral Sky Amphitheater in West Palm Beach, FL last night. TMZ says that when he was done, he walked off stage and found several police officers waiting to arrest him. Police had reportedly been waiting to catch him since they obtained a warrant for his arrest last year.

People says Chris was arrested for felony battery at around 11:00pm, and taken into custody. He was released after posting $2,000 bail. So far, Chris hasn’t said anything about his arrest on social media, which is pretty strange for him. Maybe he’s still trying to make sense of how confusing and backwards the situation was for him. “Handcuffs? Police? A year later? That’s odd. This usually happens right after I’ve gotten violent on someone. Would it be okay if I try to hit one of you first? I’m kind of a stickler for repetition.

Pic: Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office

Katy Perry Might Be Back Together With Orlando Bloom

February 13, 2018 / Posted by:

We know whatever Katy Perry is pretending to measure with her hand above, it’s probably not a reference to Orlando Bloom’s business.

When Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom called it quits last March, they claimed they were taking some “respectful, loving space” from each other. After a few months, rumors started up that the loving space between them was growing smaller and smaller. Despite Katy’s previous insistence that she’s just far too busy to be banging Orlando Bloom, The Sun says they’re back together.

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Naya Rivera Has Filed For Divorce Again

December 6, 2017 / Posted by:

According to The Blast, Naya Rivera has probably given her lawyer a case of déjà-vu by filing for divorce from her estranged husband Ryan Dorsey for the second time.  Naya filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Tuesday, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She’s asking for joint legal and physical custody of their 2-year-old son Josey, and has also requested the judge block both of them from getting spousal support.

Naya lists the date of separation as November 24th, 2017. That’s one day before she was arrested and charged with domestic battery for beating on Ryan during a Thanksgiving weekend walk. So she claims they broke up on Black Friday? That’s probably not the first time someone has decided to break up on Black Friday. “You really think I’m lining up at 4am for a damn Roku player? Yeah, this isn’t going to work.

Naya and Ryan dated two different times. Naya filed to end her two year long marriage in November 2016, but called it off two months ago. And now she’s filed for divorce a second time. It feels like the number two is a theme for these two (no pun intended). If that’s the case, I really hope the two-theme ends with this second divorce filing. Because I’m sure Naya doesn’t want to spend the next family holiday in a police station. But maybe just ho ho hold up on the spiked egg nog this Christmas, just in case, Naya.

Pic: Wenn.com

The Weeknd And Bella Hadid Are “Hanging Out” Again

November 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Sometimes it feels like the young and famous in showbusiness seem to date exclusively within a 5 mile ex-swapping radius. With that being said, it wasn’t much of a surprise when it was rumored The Weeknd had moved on from Selena Gomez to Yovanna Ventura, an ex of Selena’s current boyfriend Justin Bieber. But it looks like The Weeknd might also be nostalgic for his own ex, Bella Hadid. And there you have it, The Weeknd is the winner of his boring beef with Drake. 

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UsWeekly Says That Selena Gomez Is Back With Justin Bieber

November 3, 2017 / Posted by:

According to UsWeekly, Selena Gomez is doing more than just wearing Justin Bieber’s hockey jersey; they’re allegedly dating again. Really, can you blame her? What red-blooded human could resist the undeniable charms of the celebrity equivalent of that guy who used to sell bags of oregano to 9th graders at your high school.

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Selena Gomez May Get Back Together With Justin Bieber Now That He’s “Changed”

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned the news that shook the soul of your knock-off Supreme-wearing younger cousin: Selena Gomez and The Weeknd had called it quits after 10 months. The reason given was that they were just too busy and not because she was slinking around with Justin Bieber again. Sources said that Selena and Justin are just friends, but now there’s a rumor that she’s considering getting back together with her sleazy first Canadian boyfriend. And the “She don’t love herself” award goes to.

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