Category: Hell To The No

The Helicopter Hiker Of Arizona Is Still Dizzy After That Wild Ride

June 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Two things I will never do in life: go hiking or get in a helicopter. And honestly, I’ve had no desire to do either one of those things since I was a kid. But after seeing the video of Katalin Metro‘s rescue in Phoenix last week, those two items have been promoted to another list I like to call Oh Hell Nah! And the first thing I said to myself after witnessing the botched rescue was, “Yeah, somebody’s getting sued“. That hasn’t happened just yet, but you can best believe it will be the next installment of this tale. Because according to Katalin’s husband, George her head is still spinning from the trauma she endured.

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Chris Brown And Nicki Minaj Are Touring Together This Summer And Fall

April 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Go ahead and put September 13 in your calendar now as the date you absolutely 100% need to stay home and wash your hair, your American Girl Doll’s hair, your cat’s hair, your neighbor’s hair, all the hair, because September 13 is the first confirmed date of the just announced Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj joint Summer/Fall tour. Just when you didn’t think the world could get a little more Ew, No or WTF?, a planned tour between Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj goes and happens.

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Louis C.K. Says He Lost $35 Million Dollars And Has Been “To Hell And Back”

October 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Prepare to have your heartstrings pulled. There’s a rich white man with no boundaries who has felt the sting of public rebuke. It’s Louis C.K., but don’t worry too much, he’s going to be OK. He’s still rich, just not as rich as he was before everybody learned what a lot of people already knew about his unorthodox masturbatory habits. Before, Louis was making his penis cry in front of non-receptive women, now he’s back at work doing stand up and making his eyes cry instead (metaphorically; sadly the penis crying was literal) by boo-hooing, and joking, about the consequences he suffered during his 11-month time out. According to Louis, it was hell. But really, it sounds more like it was Hell-Lite: All the wallowing and self pity of Hell Classic, but none of the damnation and torture! Continue reading

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