On the original The Hills from the early-2000s, there weren’t many people of color on the show and the people of color were usually the usual cast members with a fake tan. The reboot, that is coming out this April and stars some of the originals, is no different. Heidi Montag, was asked about that and she got dragged for her sad, dumb, and laughable answer.
Last night at the MTV VMAs, the drips and bowls of bland oatmeal from The Hills came back together to announce that MTV is bringing back the series that launched the careers of all the people not in attendance for the reunion.
Every now and then when I see a Lauren Conrad anything at Kohl’s, I get wistful and this strong desire hits me to flip through Teen Vogue and go for after work drinks and bitch with my biddies at Les Deux. Sadly, Teen Vogue no longer cranks out something to flip through, and Les Deux is closed, but thank GAWD Heidi Montag is a media whore and gives us our daily dose of The Hills. This time around it’s to tell us how her love of plastic surgery nearly sent her to the afterlife for good. Continue reading
There’s been talk of a reunion of The Hills, and you’ll never guess which former cast members would jump at the chance for attention, extended relevance, and a paycheck. But others, like Lo Bosworth, aren’t here for it.
Before Sunday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might have been colloquially known as Fame Whores 1 and 2, or those desperate blondes from The Hills who won’t ever go away. But from here on out, they’re…well, they’re still all those things, but now they’re also Mommy and Daddy.
And those are his words, not mine. Although let’s face it, there’s no way a baby born to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt won’t bust out of the womb with a thirst for fame. It’s going to open its tiny baby eyes and make eye contact with the first camera it sees, like “Okay, get at least sixty of my left side, and then once the nurse wipes the rest of amniotic fluid off, sixty of my right.” And Heidi and Spencer are ready!