Category: Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag From “The Hills” Doesn’t Understand The Concept Of Diversity

March 7, 2019 / Posted by:

On the original The Hills from the early-2000s, there weren’t many people of color on the show and the people of color were usually the usual cast members with a fake tan. The reboot, that is coming out this April and stars some of the originals, is no different. Heidi Montag, was asked about that and she got dragged for her sad, dumb, and laughable answer.

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“The Hills” Is Coming Back… But Without Lauren Conrad And Kristin Cavallari 

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Last night at the MTV VMAs, the drips and bowls of bland oatmeal from The Hills came back together to announce that MTV is bringing back the series that launched the careers of all the people not in attendance for the reunion.

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Heidi Montag Says She Briefly Died After A Day Of Plastic Surgery

April 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Every now and then when I see a Lauren Conrad anything at Kohl’s, I get wistful and this strong desire hits me to flip through Teen Vogue and go for after work drinks and bitch with my biddies at Les Deux. Sadly, Teen Vogue no longer cranks out something to flip through, and Les Deux is closed, but thank GAWD Heidi Montag is a media whore and gives us our daily dose of The Hills. This time around it’s to tell us how her love of plastic surgery nearly sent her to the afterlife for good. Continue reading

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have Already Started Planning Their Baby’s Fame Whore Future

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

And those are his words, not mine. Although let’s face it, there’s no way a baby born to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt won’t bust out of the womb with a thirst for fame. It’s going to open its tiny baby eyes and make eye contact with the first camera it sees, like “Okay, get at least sixty of my left side, and then once the nurse wipes the rest of amniotic fluid off, sixty of my right.” And Heidi and Spencer are ready!

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