Category: Heather Locklear

Heather Locklear Is Single Again, And Doing Outpatient Rehab At Home 

January 16, 2019 / Posted by:

The “Heather Locklear” tag on this site should be filled with news like how she signed an eight-figure deal with Netflix to star in a buddy drama where Sammy Jo from Dynasty (played by Heather Locklear) and Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place (also played by Heather Locklear) team up to destroy the billionaire who’s been playing them both, made history for being nominated twice for a Best Actress Emmy for playing both roles, and again made history for tying with herself for the Best Actress Emmy. But instead, going through the “Heather Locklear” tag on this site is like taking a sad walk down Tragic Lane. Heather’s been busted for going crazy on police officers, she got arrested again and allegedly attacked an EMT, she got sued by that EMT, she suffered an overdose, she got 5150’d, and she finally went to rehab. Well, bring out, because we’ve finally got some good-ish Heather Locklear news!

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Heather Locklear Has Been Placed On Another 5150 Hold

November 19, 2018 / Posted by:

The optimist in me was confident that we’d close out 2018 without any more stories featuring Heather Locklear, the authorities, phone calls to 911, and stressed-out family members. It seemed as though Heather was getting help and on her way to doing better. But TMZ that Heather has been put on a psychiatric hold after her therapist and lawyer realized she needed some serious help. Heather was reportedly at her home on Sunday when someone (it’s not known who) called 911 and paramedics showed up.

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Heather Locklear Is Being Sued By The EMT She Allegedly Assaulted During Her June Arrest

November 2, 2018 / Posted by:

You may remember that back in June, Heather Locklear was arrested and eventually sent off to a long-term rehab facility for allegedly assaulting a cop with her firsts of fury, and assaulting an EMT with her feet of fire. She was subsequently charged with interfering with law enforcement and battery. Now TMZ is reporting that Heather is facing a civil suit filed by the EMT who claims Heather kicked, and verbally assaulted her. Here’s the thing, I think Heather may not actually have been on drugs/booze/mentally unstable. I think she was possessed by the devil because screaming “I hope your children die of AIDS” is definitely the new “your mother sucks cocks in hell” for 2018.

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Heather Locklear Is Facing More Charges For Her June Assault On A Cop

August 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Heather Locklear might be currently in a better place, but that doesn’t mean she’s currently out of the woods when it comes to the boozy brawl that happened at her home.

We’re not talking about the boozy brawl that ended with Heather in handcuffs, threatening to shoot a police officer. That was in February, and Heather was charged with four counts of battery during that incident. We’re talking about when Heather got into a fight with her family, allegedly threatened to shoot herself, and later punched a deputy, then kicked an EMT as she was being strapped to a gurney.

Heather was never initially charged during that incident, but she has been now. TMZ says that Heather was charged with 1 misdemeanor count of interfering with a law enforcement officer (aka punching the cop), and 2 counts of misdemeanor battery for allegedly attacking first responders (aka kicking that EMT).

This could get messier for Heather. TMZ says the EMT that Heather made contact with got a personal injury lawyer, and has claimed they suffered serious harm during Heather’s leg-based outburst. The EMT reportedly was reassigned to desk duty while she recovered from head and neck issues.

The EMT is seeking compensation for medical bills, pain and suffering, and a little extra for getting an unscriped whooping Amanda Woodward. At the very least, that EMT deserves a medal of bravery for squaring off against current-day Heather Locklear. But I will say I’m kind of shocked that a sleazier personal injury lawyer hasn’t followed suit and worked this angle in a commercial or bus bench advertisement. “Have you been injured during an altercation with a certain TV star? Call 1-800-HEA-THER for justice.



Heather Locklear Is Going To Get Long Term Care For Substance And Mental Health Issues

June 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Finally, an end appears to be in sight to the slo-mo car crash that has been our view into Heather Locklear‘s past year. If what TMZ reports is true, hopefully Heather, one of our Patron Saints of 1980s glamour vixens attached to sexy-sleazy rock stars (I’m also looking at you, Valerie Bertinelli), will soon be moving from what the Daily Mail says was a psychiatric hold at UCLA Medical Center into a long term facility.  Continue reading


Heather Locklear Went To The Hospital For A Possible Overdose Just Hours After Getting Arrested

June 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Yes, I am going use an old picture of Heather Locklear looking fresh and working every strand of that stunning layered yellow 90s mane rather than use another busted down mug shot of her looking every shade of dreadful.

In the past 12 months alone, these have been the Dlisted headlines about one of the Patron Saints of Primetime Soaps:

June 25, 2018 – Heather Locklear Got Arrested Again

June 18, 2018 – Heather Locklear Has Been Hospitalized After Threatening To Shoot Herself

March 13, 2018 – Heather Locklear Has Been Charged With Four Counts Of Battery 

March 7, 2018 – Heather Locklear Reportedly Threatened To Shoot Police During Her Arrest Last Week

February 26, 2018 – Heather Locklear Had A Messy, Violent Sunday Night That Ended With Her In Handcuffs

September 15, 2017 – Heather Locklear Ended Up In The Hospital After Driving Her Porsche Into A Ditch

Heather Locklear fans have been camped out in a prayer circle around her for a while. Well, you all better start getting your mail forwarded to that prayer circle, because the Tragic Saga Of Heather Locklear’s Violent Downward Spiral (which is the title of the eventual Lifetime movie, and Heather better play herself in an Emmy-winning triumphant return to the screen) isn’t over.

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