Finally, an end appears to be in sight to the slo-mo car crash that has been our view into Heather Locklear‘s past year. If what TMZ reports is true, hopefully Heather, one of our Patron Saints of 1980s glamour vixens attached to sexy-sleazy rock stars (I’m also looking at you, Valerie Bertinelli), will soon be moving from what the Daily Mail says was a psychiatric hold at UCLA Medical Center into a long term facility. Continue reading
Yes, I am going use an old picture of Heather Locklear looking fresh and working every strand of that stunning layered yellow 90s mane rather than use another busted down mug shot of her looking every shade of dreadful.
In the past 12 months alone, these have been the Dlisted headlines about one of the Patron Saints of Primetime Soaps:
June 25, 2018 – Heather Locklear Got Arrested Again
March 13, 2018 – Heather Locklear Has Been Charged With Four Counts Of Battery
September 15, 2017 – Heather Locklear Ended Up In The Hospital After Driving Her Porsche Into A Ditch
Heather Locklear fans have been camped out in a prayer circle around her for a while. Well, you all better start getting your mail forwarded to that prayer circle, because the Tragic Saga Of Heather Locklear’s Violent Downward Spiral (which is the title of the eventual Lifetime movie, and Heather better play herself in an Emmy-winning triumphant return to the screen) isn’t over.
Heather Locklear has been going through it, y’all, and it is breaking my gay heart. Unfortunately, for the 90s’ most important blond bad girl (pictured above in her latest mugshot), the trouble is not over. Continue reading
Heather Locklear is the type of legend that has rightfully earned the privilege to live life like every day is Friday, and yet instead she’s been going through some dark times. According to TMZ, things just took yet another turn for the worse.
Two weeks ago, an allegedly drunk Heather Locklear was arrested at her home for beating up her boyfriend. During that arrest, Heather reportedly attacked first responders and now she’s in trouble for that. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I saw this coming. You can be a drunk mess, you can be a drunk mess around the cops, but the second your start attacking police and threatening to get your gun, you’re probably going to get it.
According to TMZ, Heather made an appearance in court today, and she has been charged with four counts of misdemeanor battery on an officer. Heather was originally arrested for hitting her boyfriend Chris Heisser, but she won’t be charged for that. Instead, the D.A. went after Heather for pulling some amateur Street Fighter moves on the police. Heather was also charged with one count of resisting or obstructing an officer.
TMZ adds in some more messy information regarding the night she was arrested. On top of threatening to shoot police officers if they returned to her house, Heather reportedly also hissed, “You fuckers deserve your kids to die, you fuckers deserve it” at the police, adding that if they were to find themselves in that position, she hopes they think of her. Heather then ominously told them she hopes no one burns their police department down.
Heather is in rehab right now. As if I even needed to remind you of that. Wishing death on the police and their kids, then implying their police station might possibly get burned to the ground? I bet that facility didn’t even do a blood alcohol test at admission. They just heard her say “Um, have you ever seen the movie Carrie?“, and immediately got a sober coach ready.
A gun – one of two things that could have made Heather Locklear’s already extremely messy domestic abuse arrest from last week exponentially worse. The other would be if her old pal Charlie Sheen had shown up in the middle of it. But even then, I feel like even he’d be smart enough to drive away after pulling up to her house.
According to TMZ, police were at Heather’s home yesterday with a search warrant to retrieve a gun. As Heather was being arrested on February 25th, she reportedly struck three cops that responded to her brother’s 911 call. A source says that as she was being arrested, she told the police: “If you ever come back to my house I will shoot you.” So police decided to play it safe and remove the weapon from her home. There is a handgun registered in Heather’s name, and she’s owned it since 1985. But after searching for several hours, no gun was found. The police are deciding what to do next.
Heather threatened to shoot cops if they came back to her house, like some old-timey hillbilly with a shotgun trying to guard his dirt farm. But there was no threat of Heather shooting the cops, because she’s currently in a medical treatment facility.
The source adds that Heather was “extremely intoxicated” at the time of her arrest. So it’s probably safe to say that that gun threat came straight from the alcohol. But still, she did say she’d shoot if police ever came back to her house. And let’s face it – this is Heather Locklear. The likelihood that the police will be swinging by her home sometime in the future is a little too high to be taking such a chance.