Yesterday, I wrote about Us Weekly’s story that claimed Hayden Panettiere hasn’t seen much of her 4-year-old daughter Kaya, because she’s not exactly in a good place and doesn’t want her kid around that. Sources said that Kaya is living in Ukraine where she’s being raised by her dad Wladimir Klitschko and his mom. Hayden lives in Los Angeles. But Hayden’s current boyfriend, sometime actor/sometime real estate/full-time spokeswhore for her Brian Hickerson, said that UsWeekly’s story was wrong and that she was on vacation with her daughter right now. Well, Hayden wants everyone to know that Brian is telling the truth.
A little under a year after Hayden Panettiere gave birth to the baby she made with the Jolly Ukrainian Giant (pro boxer Wladimir Klitschko) to her Little American Sprout, she publicly announced that she was suffering from the stage 10 post-birth sads known as postpartum depression and checked into a treatment center to get help. This was at the end of 2015. In August 2018, we all found out that one of my favorite couples had broken up, and she moved on to aspiring actor/real estate agent (which is the occupation of 98% of the population in Los Angeles) Brian Hickerson. Hayden and Brian debuted their everlasting love on the stroll when they were swarmed by paparazzi as she drunkenly danced barefoot in the parking lot of a restaurant.
A few months after that, Hayden’s friends started whispering to the tabloids about how they’re worried about her, especially when she was involved in some drunken hillbilly family wreck between Brian and his dad in South Carolina. Brian, who seems to have his hand firmly up Hayden’s culo like a ventriloquist dummy and is doing the talking for her, said at the time that her friends are not worried about her and everything is fine. Well, according to UsWeekly, everything isn’t so fine, because Hayden hasn’t had much time with her daughter.
According to Us Weekly, Hayden Panettiere’s friends are concerned that her current relationship with stool molester (the wooden kind) Brian Hickerson is unhealthy. Hayden’s supposedly been behaving like she’s making up for all the Spring Breaks she missed because of her acting career. In addition to general foolery, the police visited Hayden, Brian, and Brian’s dad in South Carolina last month on a domestic disturbance call. In a statement to Access Hollywood, Brian said they’re just fine, and Hayden’s friends aren’t worried about her. He also wanted everybody to have a great day. He might be a bad influence-type but at least he’s a polite one.
The worst thing about writing an article about Hayden Panettiere is that I always think of Rayna James (SPOILER ALERT) aka Connie Britton and get the R.I.P. Nashville sads. The second worst thing about writing a Hayden story is I always want to call her Hayden Panini Tear because I’m essentially illiterate. Hayden has been with her Ukrainian boxer beaux Wladimir Klitschko for nine years, and they even got engaged in 2013. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be because they have apparently called it quits, and signs point to there being a new dude in the fold.
Hayden’s mom, Lesley Vogel, for some strange reason gave an exclusive to Radar to blab that there are “a lot of changes” going on with her daughter, and that included saying buh-bye to Nashville the show and Nashville the city and hightailing it back to Los Angeles. Oh, and there’s also the split with Wladimir:
“Think there are a lot of changes going on in her life. But I think they’re positive changes. And I think that she’s taking some time.”
Homegirl didn’t take that much time because People is reporting she was seen leaving Craig’s in L.A. Thursday with some “mystery man” dancing in the parking lot while barefoot.
HAYDEN, this ain’t La La Land! Put some damn shoes on to avoid getting tetanus! Anyway, Hayden is still said to be on good terms with Vladimir Putin, er, Wladimir and even went to Greece with him and their daughter. Considering Hayden once did the straight-to-DVD Oscar bait Bring It On 900 (also called Bring It On: All Or Nothing), I hope the Greece trip was to prime her for her next straight-to-DVD masterpiece: Mamma Mia 3: Wlad-nando!
It doesn’t appear the streets of Nashville can live without Rayna James because it’s going to the grave (SPOILER ALERT!) just like her! Continue reading
Some people who watched Nashville considered it their “guilty pleasure,” but I never called it that. Nashville was a high-class piece of television art compared to the other crap I watch. My DVR looks like the inside of a backed-up toilet in the bathroom of a porn theater that has a taco bar in its lobby. It’s full of used condoms and shit. Nashville was one of my pride and joys in my DVR lineup. So when ABC announced that they were canceling it, I wondered what show I would bring up at parties in front of fancy people while they talked about last week’s episode of whatever fucking boring PBS show they’re watching. But thankfully, I can keep impressing and dazzling them with my knowledge of Nashville, because it’s been picked up by another network!