Category: Harvey Weinstein

Angelina Jolie Says She And Brad Pitt Fought Over His Decision To Work With Harvey Weinstein

September 7, 2021 / Posted by:

As we know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are still in the middle of a custody battle that’s threatening to outlive the child army’s childhood. So she’s probably not supposed to say shit about it in interviews, especially in interviews that are meant to highlight her humanitarian work. But the girl can’t help it! In a recent profile for The Guardian, Angie fixed her “lips like a plumped red sofa” to drag Brad for working with Harvey Weinstein against her wishes. Sorry, just like the reporter here, I too became distracted by Angie’s “cartoonishly beautiful” features, right down to her “vertiginous cheekbones,” but not so distracted that I can’t recognize when a murder has been committed. Spiritually at least.

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Rose McGowan Called Oprah A “Lizard” And Says She Got Stung By A Murder Hornet

August 31, 2021 / Posted by:

Here it is, just a regular old Tuesday in America and Rose McGowan called Oprah Winfrey a lizard, and in a supposedly unrelated incident, got attacked by a murder hornet. Oprah, commander of beeeeeeeeeeeeeees, probably had nothing to do with Rose getting stung by a hornet because according to Rose, Oprah’s as fake as they come (I guess only Beyonce can control apian hordes). Rose tweeted one of the many old pictures of Oprah kicking it with Rose’s abuser Harvey Weinstein, accused her of “supporting a sick power structure for personal gain” and of “abandoning & destroyingRussell Simmons’ alleged victims of sexual assault. She did tag Oprah in her tweet, but the hornet thing happened the day before. The Mighty- O may be all-powerful in Hollywood, but she can’t time travel (as far as we know).

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Harvey Weinstein Has Pleaded Not Guilty To The Charges Against Him In Los Angeles

July 22, 2021 / Posted by:

The outcome we all expected would eventually happen, happened earlier this week when convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein was extradited from his prison cell in New York to Los Angeles, where many more sexual assault charges against him were patiently standing by. Harvey was arraigned yesterday in a Los Angeles courtroom. He’s facing the following charges (deep inhale): four counts of forcible rape, four counts of forcible oral copulation, two counts of sexual battery by restraint, and one count of sexual penetration by use of force. Even Captain Obvious’ never-sure cousin Lt. Undecided could look at the situation and think, “Yep, he’s guilty.” But still, Harvey has pleaded not guilty.

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Harvey Weinstein Was Extradited To Los Angeles To Face 11 New Counts Of Sexual Assault

July 20, 2021 / Posted by:

The bad news is that they let Harvey Weinstein out of prison in New York where he is serving a 23-year sentence for sexual assault. They let him out so he could take a little trip to Los Angeles to see the sights, and if we’re lucky, work on his complexion. The good news is it wasn’t by choice and the only sights he’s likely to see will be the inside of the LA County Courthouse where he will be arraigned tomorrow on “four counts of forcible rape, four counts of forcible oral copulation, two counts of sexual battery by restraint, and one count of sexual penetration by use of force,” according to CNN. He was extradited early this morning and according to Page Six, was wheeled out of prison in a wheelchair so if he went kicking and screaming, it was probably funny to see.

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Georgina Chapman Is Officially Divorced From Harvey Weinstein

July 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Usually, when I see that a person got divorced from their less-than-great partner, the musical theater geek in me immediately starts singing, “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair” from South Pacific. But in this case, I guess it would be more appropriate to suggest Georgina Chapman is scrubbing that toxic sludge heap out of her life with a wire brush. Because Georgina is no longer Mrs. Harvey Weinstein, thanks to their divorce being finalized.

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Adrien Brody And Georgina Chapman Are Now Red Carpet Official

June 20, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s hard to imagine being able to top playing connect the dots every night in bed with convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein‘s knobby, speckled constellation of back-colonizing skin tags. But somehow Georgina Chapman managed to break the alluringly hypnotic grip back in 2018 when they divorced after she’d claimed she was shocked to discover that her then-husband’s busted relief map of skin protrusions (and the rest of the bloated, abusive, he-beast carcass from which they’d sprouted) had been forced on countless other women who hadn’t actually signed up for the dubious privilege of tending to them but found themselves faced with it, anyway.

In 2019, Georgina connected with a dashing new flesh playground in the form of Adrien Brody. Their coupledom has mostly remained off the radar due to both the fallout from Harvey’s spectacular takedown and the pap-stroll-repellent pandemic. At last night’s premiere of Adrien’s new thriller Clean at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC, the couple finally went public.

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