Category: Hard Knock Lives

Angelina Jolie Will Return To Acting In The “Maleficent” Sequel

September 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Things are really tough right now at the Jolie mansion. The ‘change filter’ light on the Evian Septic System For Stars & Other Richies™ has been blinking for weeks. One of the gardeners took the afternoon off and forgot to leave the fresh Tahitian gardenias in the ancillary powder room located inside the second and third floor guest bathroom. And to top it all off, Angelina Jolie’s stylist is dead, because she accidentally on purpose laid out a navy blue muumuu instead a black one for Angie’s “surprise” trip to 7-Eleven with the kids. I mean, for fucks sake, does she have to do everything herself?!?!

Well, according to People magazine, yes. Yes she does. And that includes going back to work as an actress to make ends meet after her split from Brad Pitt.

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