An Unholy Fame Whore Union: Kendra Wilkinson Went On A Date With Chad Johnson From “The Bachelorette”
Looks like Hugh Hefner‘s (RIP Hugh!) one time girlfriend (or at least one third of them) Kendra Wilkinson has found herself a new pap stroll partner after filing for divorce from Hank Baskett. Kendra was spotted out and about holding hands with famous douche Chad Johnson. You know what that means: nothing overly important!
The eternally elegant Kendra (Wilkinson) Baskett has chosen to empty her “taco” of its “meat.“ (That’s got to be the classiest euphemism for ending your marriage ever.) Court documents obtained by People confirm that Hugh Hefner’s perkiest ex-diaper changer filed for divorce from former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett yesterday.
Kendra did not escape a quad relationship with an infamous dirty old man to see her marriage to an alleged cheating husband burn to cinders. Kendra did not splash her entire life across basic cable for over a decade to have their very private love fall apart like this! Continue reading
Last week we learned that Kendra Wilkinson’s marriage was about as salvageable as a chunk of clip-in hair pulled from the Playboy Mansion’s pool filter. Kendra was done trying to save her almost nine-year marriage to Hank Baskett, and was reportedly moments away from filing for divorce. Kendra strongly denied the accusations that she had been exploiting her marriage problems for reality television. But when it comes to teasing her rumored divorce drama on social media, she’s not exactly opposed to that.
Maybe I’m just a silly hopeless romantic, but I guess I always thought Kendra Wilkinson would still be screaming for Hank Baskett’s “taco meat” when they’re both old and grey. But it’s not going to end like that. After almost nine years of marriage, a source tells UsWeekly that Kendra is planning to file for divorce. I guess it’s true what they say: you can plug your ears as hard as you like, but you can’t silence the whispers that your husband is a two-timing horndog.
In 2014, Hank allegedly paid a trans model to jerk him off, possibly because his wife’s wrists were too bloated from being pregnant with their second child. They then took their problems to reality TV, because I suppose if there’s anything that softens the blow from discovering your husband has been tomcatting around, it’s a check.
Kendra and Hank share an 8-year-old son named Hank IV, and a 3-year-old daughter Alijah Mary. They appeared together on the reality shows Kendra, Kendra on Top, and Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. Kendra admitted last month that she and Hank had been “having issues” recently after an Instagram commenter accused her and Hank of faking problems for their show, Kendra on Top. She swatted back, saying that yes their issues were being incorporated into the TV show, because reality TV has been her job for the past 13 years, and that her messy marriage is part of “her journey.”
A source tells UsWeekly that “she’s been really unhappy and felt uncomfortable in the marriage and they have been fighting a lot.”
I bet Kendra will parlay this divorce into a new reality show. Will it have an obvious double entendre as the title? Oh but of course. I’m thinking Kendra Splits or Kendra Does it Solo.
Even though Kendra Wilkinson has the brains of a dried dingle clinging to the end of a butt plug, she has somehow learned that the easiest way to get a headline in this day and age is to say that you want Donald Trump to be the next President of the United States. And yes, I’m fell for it. I fell for a trick produced by Kendra Wilkinson. I am a Swede circa 1962 putting cut-up nylons on his TV screen.
Kendra publicly announced that she’s a member of Tramps4Trump, along with Aaron Carter, Tila Tequila, Dennis Rodman, Kid Rock and Teresa Giudice, while whoring out the new season of her reality show Kendra On Top. During an interview with Fox411 (via The Superficial), Kendra was asked about politics, which makes sense, because we all know her as a highly-esteemed political expert. Kendra mouth farted to Fox411 about how she’s so conservative that even her conservative friends think she’s conservative. Not only is Hugh Hefner’s former diaper changer really conservative, but she’s also a conspiracy theorist, which is why she’s supporting Trump. Yeah, I don’t know either….
“I support Donald Trump, but I also support abortion and a women’s right to choice what to do with their body. I’m more of a conspiracy theorist. I think everything is a motive for money. Every thought, every belief, everything we’re taught in school. The thing that what we’re taught in the public school system is everything you should know, I disagree with that. The most brilliant people in the world were drop-outs not that I’m pro-dropping out. I just believe there’s more to life than what’s in those books. I think a lot of things shoved in our face, politically and historically is for money, that’s the motive.”
The words “conservative” and “conspiracy” don’t mean what Kendra thinks they mean.
But seriously, she is totally right about the money thing. Cases in point: 1. Kendra’s main motivations for bouncing on shriveled turtle dick and letting Hugh Hefner give her a
pearl moth ball necklace were money and fame. 2. The story about Hank Baskett’s ESCANDALOSO alleged affair with a trans model was just a stunt to get more ratings, which would get Kendra more money. Look at me, I’m sounding like Conspiracy Theorist Kendra!
Here’s the walking Julia Roberts/Mel Gibson movie and Hank at the premiere of their shit show last night:
Kendra Wilkinson’s lips haven’t touched for more than 5 seconds in decades, but for the first time in the history of Kendra, her mouth has been firmly shut over the rumors that her husband Hank Baskett paid a transsexual model $500 to jack off with him. Hank and Kendra have both spit out zero words about this ESCANDALOSOness. If you’ve got a masters in Common Sense, you probably figured out early on that Kendra and Hank are keeping their words to themselves, because they plan to take a page out of Tori Spelling’s shameless fame whore guide by showing their marriage problems on their reality show to get more ratings. You were right! Who knew that a fame whorin’ fame whore who got famous from fame whorin’ would whore out her marriage for ratings? I know, it’s a strange world.
A source tells Life & Style that Kendra would rather not air the cum rag that Hank wiped his dick with after sexing himself next to a side piece, but she’s strapped for cash, so she has no choice but to talk about it in front of the cameras. So Kendra is going to cash in because she’s been forced to cash in and she needs the money in case they legally split up. Today’s eye roll fuel is brought to you by this:
“[Kendra’s] management team told her she needs the money and it could hurt her career if she isn’t truthful about what’s going on. Kendra feels like she has little choice but to cash in on what happened. Should they divorce, Kendra would be on the hook for taking care of him. That’s a huge concern for her. She’s really worried about going broke.”
If inside that plastic porpoise head of hers, Kendra really is afraid about her checking account flatlining like her brain did years ago, why would she flush a highly pawn-able ring down the toilet like it’s some common butt nugget? Maybe she wouldn’t be worried about going broke if Hank Baskettfullofbraindingles didn’t pay $500 for handjobs and negotiated with his side pieces a little. When his side pieces tell him that anal plus completion is going to cost him $80,000 and a kidney, that dumb ho probably shrugs and says okay before handing over his credit card and stabbing himself in the side.
This whole thing is probably a stunt, but if it isn’t, Kendra should give Hank’s transsexual side piece another $500 AND a handjob as a thank you for giving her season finale material.