Category: Halle Berry

Open Post: Hosted By Halle Berry’s Baby Bangs Fake Out

May 3, 2021 / Posted by:

People says that Halle Berry was actually joking about that bob and struggle bangs she debuted at the 2021 Oscars last week. Halle made everyone wonder if something was wrong because she stepped out at the Academy Awards looking like she’d just cut her own bangs in a spur-of-the-moment decision after waking up from a five-hour depression nap. But apparently, it was just a gag! She hit up social media to reveal that she didn’t really get Lloyd Christmas bangs.

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Halle Berry Is Not Happy That She’s Still Paying Gabriel Aubry $16,000 A Month In Child Support

February 10, 2021 / Posted by:

There was a time when the name Gabriel Aubry would either make you think of Calvin Klein undies or that violent Thanksgiving Day fight with Olivier Martinez. Generally, his name doesn’t come up that much. Well, not if you’re Halle Berry, that is. If you are Halle Berry, then you know that you think of Gabriel Aubry every time you have to pay him $16,000 in child support, which is something that happens every month. And Halle is tired of it.

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Halle Berry Has Confirmed The Identity Of Her Mystery Man

September 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Last month, we learned that Halle Berry, who still isn’t divorced from Olivier Martinez, appeared to have a new special someone in her life, and all we knew about them was that they had feet and hairy legs. For all we knew, Halle was dating Nanny from Muppet Babies (hey, we don’t know what Nanny’s legs looked like under those green striped tights, and who are we to judge). Those who want to get with Nanny, now is the time to shoot your shot. Because that’s not who Halle is with. Halle has appeared to reveal the identity of her new man, and she did so by using a t-shirt to break the news.

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Halle Berry’s Got A New Man

August 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Alert, alert! Halle Berry is in a romantic relationship with a human who possesses legs and feet! This classified intelligence leaked yesterday when Halle posted a revealing picture to Instagram. The photo shows her and the leg-foot-person canoodling in what appears to be a bed. In the caption, she writes, “Waking up Vegas!”, and thanks everyone for making her birthday so special. Halle turned 54 and she’s still as bangin’ as when she played Miss Sharon Stone in The Flinstones! Sigh. Life’s not fair to anybody except rich celebs.

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Halle Berry Apologized For Considering Taking The Role Of A Trans Man In A Movie 

July 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Halle Berry pulled a quick 180 after first showing a lot of interest in portraying a transgender man in a movie. Few problems here: Halle would have clearly been taking a role away from an actual trans person, and when she talked about the part she misgendered the character a lot. So… Halle heard the people loud and clear and she reversed course, apologizing for even thinking about it. And now the role can go to a more appropriate actor, like noted shape-shifter Scarlett Johansson!

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