Category: Hailey Baldwin

Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Are Reportedly Negotiating A Prenup

September 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Hallelujah! The clouds have parted and a single ray of sunlight is shining brightly over Justin Bieber, because divine Hillsong intervention has worked for the first time in history and blessed him with a sprinkling of common sense. Despite Justin Bieber looking like a homeless tweaker in that picture above (“Only ‘looking’?” thought anyone who has seen THAT video), he’s worth millions. TMZ reports that The Biebs and Hailey Baldwin did not get secret married last week after being spotted obtaining their marriage license, because they are busy working out a prenup before they hit the gallows- I mean aisle. It’s a Hollywood miracle! A completely rational decision being made by two horny celebrity 20 somethings in a rush to get married. This brings a tear to my eye.

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Justin Bieber Is Applying To Become A U.S. Citizen

September 15, 2018 / Posted by:

TMZ is claiming that the reportedly-unmarried-so-far Justin Bieber is applying to become a U.S. citizen. Does that mean we can trade Trump to Canada? Isn’t there some kind of strict mega-celebrity asshole quota between nations that must remain perfectly balanced or the earth will fly into the sun? We can’t live in a country that houses both of them. It’s inhumane.

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Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Got Married (UPDATE: No, They Didn’t)

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

UPDATE: Or at least Hailey Baldwin claims they didn’t get married yet.

Can someone please go check on Selena Gomez?! And not Taylor Swift – she’ll be too busy cartwheeling around the bedroom in glee to provide much therapy. It was only over our first cup of coffee this morning that Kristian spilled the tea that Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin had been spotted down at the NYC Marriage Bureau yesterday, and some figured they were getting a marriage license and hightailing it to Canada to get married. Well, it sounds like they went ahead and got married at the courthouse after being engaged for two months. And yes, if you’re like me you heard the sound of a shot gun before asking, “Wait, The Biebs can make jizz?

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Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Were Spotted At A Marriage License Courthouse 

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

I know: celebrities being spotted at marriage court is so different from what we usually hear. Usually it’s divorce court. I mean, that’s probably these two’s next stop, but lets give it a few months.

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have said that they were in no rush to get to the altar even though they were so in love with each other. It seems like that notion went to shit when they realized how much publicity this shit is spinning up, because those two are moving fast.

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Justin Bieber Is Maybe Moving Back To Canada Full-Time

September 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber has decided that he wants to move back to Canada… full-time. Oh god, I never thought this would ever actually happen. I mean, it never happens! Ever! When people leave Canada to become famous stars they never come back! Well, apart from Celine Dion who is a national treasure and is probably contractually obliged to be in the country for at least four months out of the year. I’m in Canada, so excuse me as I try to lock the front doors while there’s still time.

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Hailey Baldwin And Justin Bieber Aren’t Rushing To The Alter

August 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Just because it seemed like Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber seemed to give as much time thinking about their engagement as the rest of us do debating whether or not Westworld is worth watching, we shouldn’t just assume they are in some mad dash to make it down the aisle. They know a thing or two about etiquette! Yeah, no they don’t. In news surely meant to prolong the suffering for one Miss Selena Gomez, Hailey and Justin are said to be holding off on getting married until sometime next year.

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