Category: Hailey Baldwin

Justin Bieber Showed Off His Latest Face Tattoo

January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Unsurprisingly, the very-religious OG Aaron Carter that is Justin Bieber went the religious route with his newest tattoo choice and got the word Grace tattooed just above his eyebrow, which is better than getting the word Holy over his butt crack like he first thought. And on a positive note, at least the Jesus tattoo on his leg has another reason to throw a “bitch, please” eye roll. 

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Hailey Baldwin And Justin Bieber Have A New Dog Baby

December 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin welcomed a new member of their family, a tiny Yorkie puppy named Oscar. Over the weekend, Mr. and Mrs. Bieber shared a copious Instagram stories and posts featuring their practice baby. The intimate photos show that the Bieber/Baldwin’s are proponents of co-sleeping and that Hailey probably does most of the heavy lifting when it comes to day-to-day parenting.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Called Out Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin For TMI

November 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Sales of potentially dangerous jade genital eggs on GOOP must be at an all-time low, because Gwyneth Paltrow is commenting on Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin’s social media behavior. That’s one way to get some press and maybe stir up sales of overpriced elitist crap. But she’s barking up the wrong social media account. The kids that follow these two can’t afford to spend $795 on a sweater! According to tooFab, Goopy is in agreement with many of us who feel that Terror Toddler and his wife are sharing too much on social media. It’s just that it’s Gwyneth and, speaking of oversharing, didn’t she share her tips for steam-pressing your vagina? Next!

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Justin Bieber Is Taking Time Off From Music To Find Himself

November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber is supposedly taking a break from terrorizing ear drums to go on an Eat. Pray. Love. journey of self-discovery. Justin will eat lots of string cheese in his high-chair, Pray while wearing his favorite Hawaiian-print shirt, and Love when his wife Hailey Baldwin takes all his money from him since they don’t have a prenup. No, he trusts that she’s going to love him unconditionally and forever, like all those other Hollywood romances.

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Justin Bieber Tattooed His Face In Honor Of His Wife

November 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber seems to be going full court press on a new look for fall. And to that, some of us say “good on you, celebrity toddler” because he was starting to look like the bedraggled sort of strung-out street urchin that even Larry Clark wouldn’t cast in a movie. He recently shaved that bleach-streaked mop out of his eyes and off his head. And now he’s added a face tattoo to the mix. No, it doesn’t have his street address or Scooter Braun’s cell number in case someone finds him in a ditch. It’s a teeny little tattoo over his right eyebrow that is supposedly part of a couples tattoo scenario with his new wife Hailey Baldwin. At least that’s what Page Six is claiming. It could also be instructions for how to change his diaper. Stay tuned.

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Justin Bieber Has Shaved His Head

October 31, 2018 / Posted by:

They’ve barely been married a month, yet Hailey Baldwin’s sobering influence has already made an indelible mark on Justin Bieber. Gone are the wispy “Barbie doll that has seen some shit” strands of gold that once enveloped Justin’s head like the mane of a jaundiced lion with rickets and mange. Justin Bieber has shaved his head. According to People, Justin posted his transformation yesterday in an Instagram story, when just a few months ago he had vowed he’d never cut his hair again. He said he was going to grow it down to his toes. He lied.

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