Category: Hailey Baldwin

Cheryl And Liam Payne Responded To The Break-Up Rumors By Doing The BRIT Awards Together 

February 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Nothing sells tabloids in England like transcripts of a wire-tapped phone conversation of the Royal Family or Cheryl Cole breakup rumors (what will her next last name be?!), but the latest round of relationship-on-the-rocks reports may be false…or at least not ready to be announced until some financial settlement is made. Cheryl was rumored to be in “crisis talks” with the father of her baby Liam Payne, and it wasn’t just a crisis of some of the fug fashion he rocks on Instagram. While the word was they were oh-so-close to breaking up, they both arrived to the red carpet of the BRIT Awards tonight in London looking like their usual Mrs. Robinson-and-boytoy selves. Continue reading

A Fight Over Hailey Baldwin Sent Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez To Couples Therapy

December 21, 2017 / Posted by:

On Tuesday we learned that Selena Gomez’s mom went to the hospital after learning that Selena and her almost-boyfriend Justin Bieber are currently in couple’s therapy. According to TMZ, the reason why Selena and Justin are in couples therapy has to do with a conversation between him and Hailey Baldwin. Just like how her daddy is guilty of ruining movies since the 90s, Hailey Baldwin is allegedly ruining relationships.

Sources connected to Justin’s cult…er, I mean, church, Hillsong, tell TMZ that he has been working his way through his version of a 12-step Doucheaholic Anonymous program to be a better person. Justin recently reached out to Hailey Baldwin to make amends for their brief relationship that might have gone sour when he started hooking up with Sofia Richie.

Justin told Selena about his chat with Hailey, because he wants to be honest now. Selena flipped out, becauseI guess she has a “Don’t talk to your exes unless they’re me” rule. Whatever the reason, sources say they couldn’t work it out on their own, and high-tailed it to Christian couples therapy.

Justin and Selena have apparently been going to Christian couples therapy for about a week now. It’s not known if it’s done anything besides sending Selena’s mom to the hospital. Also not known: whether those sessions keep getting interrupted by a booming voice of reason from above yelling, “All this because of Hailey Baldwin? Oh my me, JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.


Shawn Mendes Might Be Dating Hailey Baldwin

November 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Shawn Mendes is a Canadian pop singer and is what you’d get if you dipped Justin Bieber into a nice boy solution that tinted his hair brown and made him at least 75% less douchey. And he has recently hit a young pop star milestone: Shawn Mendes was seen at a club with Instagram model and famous spawn Hailey Baldwin. Welcome to your next tier of fame, Shawn!

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MTV VMA’s Fashion: Everybody Please Report For Detention

August 28, 2017 / Posted by:

There was so much fashion fuckery at the MTV VMAs last night, I barely know where to begin! If the Teen Choice Awards are the Middle School dance of awards shows, then the VMA’s are the Junior Prom at an alternative performing arts magnet school. Since it’s high school, I’ll be announcing the winners and losers in several categories. The first category is Most Obvious Genitalia, and that award goes to none other than Nicki Minaj.

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A Strange Thing Happened At The CFDA Awards In NYC Last Night….

June 6, 2017 / Posted by:

The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.

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