On Tuesday we learned that Selena Gomez’s mom went to the hospital after learning that Selena and her almost-boyfriend Justin Bieber are currently in couple’s therapy. According to TMZ, the reason why Selena and Justin are in couples therapy has to do with a conversation between him and Hailey Baldwin. Just like how her daddy is guilty of ruining movies since the 90s, Hailey Baldwin is allegedly ruining relationships.
Sources connected to Justin’s cult…er, I mean, church, Hillsong, tell TMZ that he has been working his way through his version of a 12-step Doucheaholic Anonymous program to be a better person. Justin recently reached out to Hailey Baldwin to make amends for their brief relationship that might have gone sour when he started hooking up with Sofia Richie.
Justin told Selena about his chat with Hailey, because he wants to be honest now. Selena flipped out, becauseI guess she has a “Don’t talk to your exes unless they’re me” rule. Whatever the reason, sources say they couldn’t work it out on their own, and high-tailed it to Christian couples therapy.
Justin and Selena have apparently been going to Christian couples therapy for about a week now. It’s not known if it’s done anything besides sending Selena’s mom to the hospital. Also not known: whether those sessions keep getting interrupted by a booming voice of reason from above yelling, “All this because of Hailey Baldwin? Oh my me, JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.”
Shawn Mendes is a Canadian pop singer and is what you’d get if you dipped Justin Bieber into a nice boy solution that tinted his hair brown and made him at least 75% less douchey. And he has recently hit a young pop star milestone: Shawn Mendes was seen at a club with Instagram model and famous spawn Hailey Baldwin. Welcome to your next tier of fame, Shawn!
There was so much fashion fuckery at the MTV VMAs last night, I barely know where to begin! If the Teen Choice Awards are the Middle School dance of awards shows, then the VMA’s are the Junior Prom at an alternative performing arts magnet school. Since it’s high school, I’ll be announcing the winners and losers in several categories. The first category is Most Obvious Genitalia, and that award goes to none other than Nicki Minaj.
Even though that picture above looks like the image that would accompany a Wikipedia article on Instagram models, Hailey Baldwin does not want people to call her an Instagram model. Hailey recently landed the cover of Elle UK’s July issue and she tells them (via Entertainment Tonight) that being famous on Instagram has nothing to do with her success.
The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.
Khloe Kartrashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to pimp out whatever who cares, and she once again proved that her fame whore family is really pulling back on flaunting their gaudy ass riches by saying that a stranger handed Kendall Jenner keys to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce on Wednesday night. In Khloe’s Juvéderm’d brain (Yes, she Juvéderms it. All wrinkles are gross!), she thinks that the dude was a regular Oprah and just gave Kendall a car for free.