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Kate Hudson Triggered Twitter By Saying That A C-Section Is The Laziest Thing She’s Done 

September 13, 2017 / Posted by:

You know those inane “25 Things You Never Knew About…” questionnaires they have in the glossy mags that are super dumb but you read them while you’re pooping since it’s better than thinking about how weird pooping is? Well, Kate Hudson was recently featured in one of those for a Cosmopolitan cover story and it blew up in her face. Sandwiched between the prompts “The last photo I took on my phone” and “My me-time rituals” lay a hidden bomb. A question so probing, so searing in its search for profound truth that it gets to the core of what it means to be human: “The laziest thing I’ve ever done“. Kate’s Answer? “Have a C-section!“.

Tick. Tock. POW motherfuckers!

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