Category: Gwen Stefani

Open Post: Hosted By Amber Heard Looking Not Glamorous At The Glamour Awards

November 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Glamour’s annual Women of the Year award happened last night in Hollywood and the dress code must’ve been: MESS! Because most of them were.

Gwen Stefani (in the gallery) looked like an off-brand quinceañera Barbie and Zendaya (also in the gallery) wore some floral glove things that made it look like she just double fisted a flower fairy. And then there was Amber Heard whose dress looks like it was made out of the dusty curtains, crib skirt and pillow trim from an old-timey rich baby girl’s nursery. That dress is what Miss Havisham would wear if she was finally evicted from Satis House and had to make coins by selling ass at a brothel.

Amber hasn’t worked many red carpets ever since she settled her divorce from the angry scarf rack, so maybe she purposefully wore something busted. That way reporters wouldn’t ask her about Johnny Depp, because they’d be too busy wondering who and what the hell she’s wearing. Well played!

And here’s a zillion more pictures from last night including Lena Dunham who worked baby bangs and a constipated face.


Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Might Have Set A Wedding Date

November 13, 2016 / Posted by:

One of the more private and publicity-shunning celebrity couples has reportedly set a wedding date. Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton will marry on May 5, 2017 at the Church of the Good Shepard in Beverly Hills. Allegedly. This news comes from In Touch, so let’s approach it with caution. There could be a follow-up story in which we learn that, in a shocking twist, Gwen has asked Marilyn to be one of her bridesmaids. What I’m typing is that your mileage may vary on this one.

This date is a little later thanby the end of the year” which is when USWeekly and TMZ had them getting hitched. Will it be a subtle, intimate ceremony without any corporate sponsorship, tie-in episode of The Voice, or a full pictorial spread in People that hits the stands exactly one day later? If by “subtle” and “intimate,” you mean “three million-dollar ceremony with 400 guests.” Come to think of it, that IS sort of “subtle” and “intimate” for a celebrity pairing. A harried Jinger Duggar just looked over from writing 1,000 thank-you notes and longed for “subtle” and “intimate.” And she’s got to haul ass on those so she can get to being pregnant!

Gwen and Blake merged musical genres roughly one year ago after each of their marriages drove over cliffs, hit the rocks below, and exploded into nothingness. Since then, they’ve broadcast every moment of their relationship to the world via social media, letting the paparazzi know ahead of time if they’ll be out in public together, and, of course, sappy shit like performing songs together. Why aren’t I also receiving a daily e-mail keeping me apprised of their every action together as a couple? Where can I sign up for that?


“Thanks. It’s A Ver-sayce.”

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

The Obamas hosted their last state dinner in the White House last night and their guest of honor was Italy’s Prime Minister Matteo Renzi and his wife Agnese Landini, so they went full Italian and delivered the best of Italy! Guests were served authentic Italian dishes from the Olive Garden, entertainment was provided by world-renowned Hungarian-Italian superstar Ciccolina and both President Obama and Michelle Obama wore ensembles from celebrated Italian designer Z. Cavaricci. I made all that up. Like the White House party planners have taste!

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Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Might Be Married By The End Of The Year

September 14, 2016 / Posted by:

Shoot, who knew that if you threw the wrong filter over a picture of Blake Shelton his face would look like the plastic mask from a Ben Cooper, Inc. costume?

Last month, TMZ claimed that Gwen Stefani is fixin’ to become Mrs. Y’all-y Jean Giant. Gwen was asked by Ryan Seacrest if she’d ever get married again during an interview last week. Gwen didn’t really have an answer, but UsWeekly sure does.

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Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Are Getting Married (At Least According To TMZ)

August 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Gwen Stefani and her rebound boyfriend Blake Shelton have been together since October of last year and since then, they’ve really worked a truly next-level “LOOK AT US!” love game in all sorts of ways. I hope the health plan at NBC includes a generous massage coverage; I’m sure all the high-fives The Voice’s PR department have given each other over the past ten months have really taken a toll on their hand muscles. Blake and Gwen have covered pretty much every base there is on the baseball diamond of attention-loving celebrity relationships. The only thing left really is for the two of them to get married and according to TMZ, it’s going to happen.

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Gwen Stefani Says Her And Blake Shelton’s Flirting On “The Voice” Was Definitely Played Up Through Editing

August 4, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been a whole month since Gwen Stefani last spoke publicly about her divorce from Gavin Rossdale and rebound relationship with Blake Shelton. So we were due for another interview. Gwen is once again pulling back the curtain on her personal life (a curtain which no doubt hanging from nothing but threads from pulling it back and forth so often). This time Gwen spoke to Cosmopolitan and she admitted that NBC may have played up her totally authentic relationship with Blake on The Voice. No. You don’t say?

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