Category: Gwen Stefani

Michael Moore Says Gwen Stefani Is Why Donald Trump Ran For President

September 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Ska music makes us all get a little crazy, but that’s usually just from the good shit taken in the mosh pit at a ska concert. Alas, apparently it must have really crawled up Donald Trump’s ass because, in a not exactly 100% joking way, Michael Moore says former ska kween Gwen Stefani (or her rank on NBC’s payroll, more exactly) is what inspired his ass to run for president in the first place. Continue reading

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Miranda Lambert Really Didn’t Want To Talk About Gwen Stefani

July 6, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been three years since Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton broke up, and about three years minus a bit since he got with Gwen Stefani. If I could ask Miranda Lambert a question, I might ask: “Do your boyfriends know what a wedding ring is?” But others might want to ask Miranda what she thought about her ex-husband getting with the queen of 40-volume hair peroxide. Before today, Miranda had no comment on the topic, but she’s now ready to say the name “Gwen.

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Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Probably Aren’t Getting Married Any Time Soon

April 19, 2018 / Posted by:

It feels like ever since Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani got together back in 2015, any mention of their names is usually followed with a rumor that she’s mere moments from line-dancing down the aisle of a decorated barn to a ska version of Here Comes the Bride. That, or someone is screaming that she’ll soon be delivering Cracker Barrel’s newest customer. But Blake has said that marrying isn’t something he’s rushing into.

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Gwen Stefani Jokes That She And Blake Shelton Communicate Solely Through Song

December 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani have outlasted the most generous predictions of how long they’d be together. At the very least, I figured they’d hit the ceiling for maximum in-love levels and need a break from each other, but here we are more than two years later. And Gwen is still beaming at Blake like he’s the inventor of hair-safe peroxide.

Yesterday Gwen promoted her Christmas album, You Make It Feel Like Christmas, by appearing in a Facebook live video with Giada De Laurentiis for Williams-Sonoma. While making an apple pie, Gwen admits something that probably made Giada think, “Jesus, that’s cornier than my poh-LEN-taaahhhhh.” According to Gwen, not only do she and Blake sing in the kitchen, but they sing-talk all the time.

“We’re like we’re in a musical constantly and we just sing. We actually don’t talk to each other, we just sing like a musical and everything we sing is like ‘I love you,’ like it’s pretty much the whole time like how great we are.”

I know Gwen is half-joking here (I want to believe she’s 100% joking, but I’m not so sure). But I’m on board with singing instead of talking. Although there’s no love so unconditional that it could tolerate my tone-deaf singing. So maybe I’m just here for someone singing at me all the time. I’d appreciate a little melody while getting yelled at about taking care of the mountain of empty club soda cans next to my bed.

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As Expected, Blake Shelton Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2017

November 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Well yeeeeeee-huh, I guess so? People has named human Skoal can Blake Shelton their Sexiest Man Alive for this year. Blake shares this award with his publicist, who one could argue is just as sexy, or even more so. Some say is it’s a turn-on to have the kind of commitment and dedicated work ethic that leads to winning a bogus beauty contest for someone like Blake Shelton.

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Baby Alert: Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Might Be Trying For A Kid

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Well butter my biscuit and call me a punk star: the strangest match in all of Hollywood might be trying to spawn. Entertainment Tonight reports that Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are more in love than ever and now they’re trying to make a country-ska heir or heiress. Some source said:

“They are very committed to one another and this is a forever thing. However, more important to them right now is having a baby together. Gwen would love nothing more than to give Blake his first child.”

Blake apparently “loves” Gwen’s kids, which obviously makes him think he could have his own. Or, with their combined The Voice checking account, they can at least afford a fleet of the finest nannies! Blake has been coy about having a baby, but he did tell ET that being a judge on the talent show has brought out his paternal instinct:

“I never thought in a million years when I signed on to do that show that I would ever be so defensive when it comes to reading a blog or critique about one of my artists. [In the] first season or two, I couldn’t help it. I would just lose my mind when I would see someone picking on a kid, you know.”

Gwen has three sons with ex-husband Gavin Rossdale: Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo. I’m kind of loving the idea of a Blake/Gwen mashup, since it will inevitably end up being a kid named Bubba who rocks a teal Mohawk and sleeveless CBGB T-shirt and likes to go quail huntin’ with his pappy in Oklahoma.

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