Category: Gross

Elon Musk Denies He Homewrecked Google Co-Founder Sergey Brin’s Marriage, Says He Hasn’t Had Sex In A While

July 25, 2022 / Posted by:

The diet industry is probably in the Tummy Tea-infused shit can this morning and not because the state of the world is making many of us devour our feelings by shoving all kinds of deep-fried carb delicious into our eating holes without care. No, it’s because many of us have been forced to do intermittent fasting from hearing about Elon Musk busting nuts left and right. Who can eat anything while suffering from the heaves? Well, over the weekend, The Wall Street Journal got in on the adventures of 51-year-old Elon Musk’s dick and they say that it helped destroy the marriage of 48-year-old Google co-founder Sergey Brin and Sergey’s 37-year-old lawyer/entrepreneur wife Nicole Shanahan. But Elon Musk responded to the alleged tech bro billionaire drama, denying that he had an affair with Nicole and saying that he hasn’t “had sex in ages.” This is shocking to everyone who saw those topless pics of Elon Musk sunning his chichis. You’d think everyone would be throwing their genitals at him over that.

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Jesse James Got Married To Former Porn Star Bonnie Rotten

June 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Pretty much every time we’ve had to hear about former owner of West Coast Choppers/Current CEO of Jesse James Firearms Unlimited, Jesse James (or Vanilla Gorilla, as he’s unlovingly been referred to here at Dlisted during his long tenure of improprieties), it’s usually because he said something gross, did something gross, or screwed one or multiple gross women while still being married. In more positive news, I guess (for who, I’m not sure), he just tied the knot with former porn star, Bonnie Rotten.

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The Parents Of 18-Year-Old Tokata Iron Eyes Filed A Protective Order To Keep Her Away From Ezra Miller, Who’s Reportedly Groomed Her Since She Was 12

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

The Ezra Miller Is A Menace To Society saga continues! And it just got extra sad: TMZ reports that the parents of 18-year-old Tokata Iron Eyes have filed a court order against Ezra, in an attempt to get their daughter away from the 29-year-old actor. The parents say that Ezra has been grooming Tokata since she was 12, and uses “violence, intimidation, threat of violence, fear, paranoia, delusions, and drugs” to control her. Tokata dropped out of school in December, and now she’s co-starring in “Ezra Miller vs. Hawaii: 2022.”

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Mama June Got Secret Married To Her Piece Of Less Than A Year

June 1, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s been a minute since we’ve heard any news about mother of every year “Mama June” Shannon. I’d assumed that in her downtime she was just sitting around on the front porch; gnats gnawin’ on forklift foot while gummin’ on sketti and waiting for her next opportunity to assault our eyes and ears and exploit her poor daughters in front of a TV camera. Apparently, it isn’t safe to assume that hearing no news about her is good news, because the “Matron of Marannaise” herself was spending her time putting in the work to further fuck up her family members’ lives and got secret quickie-married two months ago to her newest questionable decision.

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Rebel Wilson Talked About A Co-Star Who Sexually Harassed Her And Threatened To Destroy Her Career Pre-#MeToo

May 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Rebel Wilson has a new movie on Netflix, which is why she’s been doing so much press lately (see: headlines about her love life, recent 80-pound weight loss, self worth, etc.). This week 42-year-old Rebel is on the cover of People, and in the interview, she talks about getting sexually harassed by a co-star several years ago, before the #MeToo movement. She has spoken about this incident before, back in 2017. According to Rebel, the perpetrator called her into a room on set, asked her to put her finger up his ass, and then pulled down his pants. This was all in front of the co-star’s buddies, who were filming it on their phones. Rebel says that, afterward, the co-star threatened to destroy her career.

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Sarah Silverman Doesn’t Think Sharing A Toothbrush With Her Boyfriend Is Gross

May 11, 2022 / Posted by:

This morning, Sarah Silverman was a guest on The View and dropped a very interesting tidbit about her relationship with comedian Rory Albanese. The couple, who have been dating since late 2020, SHARE A TOOTHBRUSH!!! That’s right! Sarah uses the same toothbrush as Rory, Rory uses the same toothbrush as Sarah. One toothbrush, two people. The women of The View were disgusted, but Sarah’s logic was, “Why is that so gross, we kiss each other where we pee!” OK sure, but, usually, old food bits don’t get stuck in your pee-parts. Usually.

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