Category: Gross

Cuba Gooding Jr. Lifted Up Sarah Paulson’s Skirt On Stage During PaleyFest

March 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Sarah Paulson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Kathy Bates, and some other cast members of American Horror Story: Roanoke all got together for a panel discussion at the 34th annual PaleyFest in Los Angeles on Sunday. Since Cuba seems to be currently starring in his own personal series called American Mess Story, Cuba decided to give everyone in the audience an eye-full of Sarah’s ass by yanking at the back of her skirt. As you may have guessed, some people were not having it.

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Now For The Time Tom Hiddleston Peed On Tom Hollander

February 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail says that sad man Tom Hiddleston recently told an unsexy story during an appearance on The Graham Norton Show about peeing on his Night Manager co-star Tom Hollander. They were filming in Mallorca and Tom Hollander decided to go for a swim. He swam into a group of jellyfish and one stung him. Tom Hiddleston claims Tom Hollander asked if he’d pull a Chandler and piss on his jellyfish sting.

“He shouted across the beach, ‘I say old sport could you come and pee on me?’ and I engagingly obliged. I’ve since read up on it and it don’t think it works – it’s an old wives’ tale.”

How kind of Tom to agree to pee on other Tom’s jellyfish sting. Except that’s not how Tom Hollander remembers it. Tom Hollander told the same story on The Jonathan Ross Show about a year ago. And according to Tom Hollander, it was Tom Hiddleston’s idea to pee on the sting. In fact, it sounds like he wasted no time in pulling out his dick and giving Tom Hollander a golden shower.

I feel like Kevin Costner in JFK. What’s the TRUTH, Tom? Did Tom Hiddleston volunteer or was he coerced into it? Does he do this all the time? Is he a re-pee-t pisser? Does he get his rocks off by waiting in the water hoping someone will scream “Ow, I got stung!“? Only the Toms know for sure.

Now I can’t help but wonder about those pics of Tom swimming in the ocean with Taylor Swift during the Fourth of July weekend. Especially that pic of Ryan Reynolds looking extremely uncomfortable in Tom and Taylor’s presence. Did something happen in the water that weekend, Ryan? What did you see?!?



Rooney Mara And Joaquin Phoenix Are Reportedly At A Colonics-And-Juice Spa

January 13, 2017 / Posted by:

A few days ago it was reported that Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix, clearly all horny from the sexual tension that comes from playing Mary and Jesus, had hooked up while shooting Mary Magdalene together. A source claimed Rooney bailed on the Golden Globes because she was holed up in the desert with Joaquin. As it turns out, that source wasn’t being too subtle when they said Rooney and Joaquin were “holed up.Page Six claims that one of the things they’ve been doing in the desert has been pouring juice into one hole and flushing it out through another.

A source says that Rooney and Joaquin have already entered the stage of their relationship that includes couples colonics. It’s just like what that old man from the eHarmony ads is always saying: the couple that gets their ass cavities professionally blasted with lukewarm water together, stays together. Rooney and Joaquin are reportedly spending time at the We Care Spa in Desert Hot Springs, CA. It all sounds incredibly romantic.

“They are there continuing to ‘find love,’ but also some health, as he is doing his annual pilgrimage to the spa. Joaquin and his lady love are down for some R&R, sipping juices and a few colonics…good times!”

Who knew that juice and colonics was an annual thing for Joaquin? I wonder if the spa ever tries to sell him on any other amenities. “You know, Mr. Phoenix, we also offer a colonic for your whole body. It’s called a shower. Just the colonic today? Okay.

Pic: Splash

A Thing You Needed To Know: Casey Affleck Used To Touch Himself To Vicki The Robot

January 10, 2017 / Posted by:

No, that is not a screen shot of Ben Affleck making the face that his brother Casey Affleck made while jacking it to Vicki the Robot from Small Wonder. I don’t hate you that much.

Ben Affleck was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to whore out his Prohibition turd, Live By Night, and during the interview he pretended to be highly offended over his brother Casey Affleck not thanking him at the Golden Globes on Sunday night. Ben got revenge on Casey for not giving thanks to the trick who made it all possible by burping up embarrassing facts about his brother. One of those embarrassing facts about Casey included him fapping while watching Small Wonder. I blame Casey Affleck for the reason why Jamie Lawson went on to live under a bridge.

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