Those tapes of Donald Trump spewing out verbal snot while on the set of Celebrity Apprentice may never touch the ears of the public, but that isn’t stopping staffers from anonymously spilling shit out to the media. Several employees of the Celebrity Apprentice claim that the flambéed glob of dick curd regularly made fun of Marlee Matlin for being deaf and even dared to shit talk about one of Pimp Mama Kris’ kin.
Shortly after all of our ears were molested by that tape of Donald Trump bragging about how he forces his grossness on women, there were reports that the producers of The Apprentice have EXPLOSIVE footage of him mouth farting out the n-word on set. That news made me shrug and say, “Err, you mean, he hasn’t already used that shit in a rally?” Buzzfeed heard from sources that Mark Burnett, the producer of The Apprentice series, was threatening to sue the asshole off of anyone who dared leak the tapes. Everyone involved in the making of The Apprentice signed a contract that states they will be hit with a $5 million fee if they leak any footage. Mark Burnett was also called “Pro-Trump” by Buzzfeed. Mark Burnett has now come out and said that yeah, he’s known for putting his name on a lot of shitty shit (see: the Ben-Hur remake, etc…), but he has not put his name on the list of people who endorse Trump.
During the same interview with Variety in which she hates on the name Supergirl, Miley Cyrus made it clear again that she’s on Team Woody Allen Is A Good Guy. Miley has said previously to Vanity Fair that she loved working with Ol’ Man Grossness on his Amazon show Crisis in Six Scenes because he was a great director and that she learned a lot from him. Now she’s telling Variety about the Woody behind the camera. Miley loved that Woody too, because they’re practically the same person. And she doesn’t give two beady-eyed high-waisted khaki shits if you’re side-eyeing her hard right now.
I just turned on CNN right now and they pretty much showed live footage from Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters of her doing the victory conga with her staff.
The Washington Post somehow got a recording from 2005 of Donald Trump telling then Access Hollywood host Billy Bush that his hands can grope a woman and she won’t care because he’s famous. Trump and Billy were on a bus heading to the set of Days of Our Lives where he was going to tape a cameo. When the recording starts, Trump talks about how he tried to fuck Nancy O’Dell, but she didn’t want any of that. This was a few months after he married delicate Slovenian rose Melania Trump. When the bus pulls up to the set, Billy and Trump see actress Arianne Zucker (aka Nicole Walker on Days) and they go on about how hot she is. And that leads to the pus-filled gooch wart bragging about how since he’s a star, he has free range to molest and grab a woman by the pussy. And I don’t think he meant that he can pet their cat.
Ugh, why do I get the feeling that’s the same hand gesture Sean Penn makes when someone asks him if he’s dating another actor’s daughter. Just a lazy thumbs up followed by a smoker-voiced “Yeah, Sean Penn might be – wink.”
Hot curly-topped anal swab Brody Jenner once felt like what we, the people, really needed to know is that he got a half-boner from seeing his stepsister Kim Kartrashian (see above with face #2? Or is that face #3?) naked. Now it’s Rob Kartrashian’s turn to bring the dry heaves out of us by using his mouth to shit out a pile of chunky TMI.