And I don’t mean like some kind of deep-fried processed meat treat like when someone says chicken balls. Unless those chicken balls are made up of deep-fried ground chicken testicles–then it’s the same. I mean, turkey nuts! Halle Berry and Anjelica Huston were on The Late Late Show With James Corden and they both ate some gross stuff in order to get out of answering some secrets. Ready to watch Anjelica eat bull penis and Halle scarf down some turkey balls? Okay, dive in, bon appétit.
It’s being reported that dearly departed comic book legend and cameo King, Stan Lee‘s former business manager, Keya Morgan has been charged with allegedly abusing Stan who died at 95. He’s been charged with five counts in a Los Angeles court and a warrant has been issued for his arrest. Welp David Eason: Keya just took your place as evil asshole of the moment. Heat’s off of you for this week… at least from social media.
Kristin Cavallari recently revealed that her husband Jay Cutler unclogged her milk ducts by “sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.” Great, so now I have the image of 35-year-old Jay acting like an angry man-baby breastfeeding on one of Kristin’s boobs. For fuck’s sake, Kristin! If this is her way of trying to get us to beg her to talk about anything else, even vaccines, then it’s working.
BBC Radio 2 has apparently quietly dropped Michael Jackson‘s song catalog from airing on the station ahead of the premiere of the two-part documentary Leaving Neverland, which starts airing on HBO tonight and on Channel 4 in the UK on Wednesday. Leaving Neverland, in case you don’t already know, shows the sad and fucked up account of the abuse that MJ allegedly afflicted upon James Safechuck and Wade Robson when they were children. That documentary has caused BBC radio to ban all things recorded by the singularly sparkling gloved one.
That was fast. Before we could clean the panting hot breath marks and sticky palm prints off the inside of our car windows after hearing that Khloe Kardashian (in wax above) was “in contention” (AKA anywhere from completely fabricated to already inked), to be the next Bachelorette, the rumor has been shot down. According to Khloe’s Momager Kris Jenner and
protective moral compass big sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe as the Bachelorette is a no go, which is a shame, since she clearly can not be trusted to swipe right on her own.
It’s Valentine’s Day, a day meant to booze and binge eat home alone or spend triple the normal amount on a dinner at a mediocre steakhouse. Ain’t life grand?! Well, if you’re Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, it’s a day to go peak game-ho, and this year that means a private Kenny G concert in the living room.