Roger Ailes is being sued by another former Fox News employee for allegedly acting like a gross piece of trash. I’ll wait while you catch your breath from the lung-clearing “NO!” you probably just shouted after reading that.
Roger Ailes no longer works at Fox News (congratulations Roger, you can now pursue your true calling as a claymation character called Creep E. McGreed from a Rankin/Bass special about Labor Day). But that doesn’t mean he can’t still get sued for the shit he allegedly pulled while he still worked there. According to Deadline, former co-host of The Five and Outnumbered Andrea Tantaros filed a lawsuit in New York yesterday against Roger Ailes and Fox News for nearly $50 million dollars. Andrea claims Fox News was a crappy place for women to work and that there was a whole lot of sexual harassment happening. She’s pointing fingers too: Andrea alleges that Roger Ailes was joined in the Gross Boys Club by Bill O’Reilly and John Roberts.
On Friday night, TMZ posted a video of a plastered Johnny Depp violently breaking crap and letting out slurry groans like a drunk threatening bear. The video was shot by Amber Heard a few months before he allegedly attacked her in May. And today, TMZ posted more evidence of Johnny getting violent and losing his shit. They posted one heave-inducing gross picture of Johnny’s tip-less finger, which they say he got while raging during a fight with Amber. They posted another picture of a mirror with the words “Starring Billy Bob Easy Amber,” which Johnny allegedly wrote in his own blood and blue paint after he accused Amber Heard of cheating on him by passing her poon to Billy Bob Thornton. That is gross, but I still don’t think it tops that whole “blood vial necklace” thing as the grossest story involving blood and Billy Bob Thornton.
Last week, 22-year-old tattooed piece of Canadian tampon lint, Justin Bieber, was skinny dipping with an Instagram model in Hawaii, and since he’s as fickle as he is douchey, it looks like he’s already traded that piece in for Nicole Richie’s 17-year-old sister Sofia Richie. Selena Gomez got with Justin Bieber when she was 18 and he was 16, and now it looks like the Biebs is the one who’s Mary Kay Letourneauing.
The Daily Mail posted pictures yesterday of Sofia and the Biebs holding hands while walking on some rocks in Laguna Beach, CA. People says that the Biebs and Sofia have spent 5 straight days together and they both got on a plane to Japan where he has two shows coming up. Sofia is an L.A. rich kid with a famous dad, so that means her occupation title is “model,” of course. Back in June, she was seen leaving a club while holding hands with a 28-year-old French footballer. So yeah, Lionel Richie has probably already heard, “Lionel, come get your child,” but he may not care.
But some source tells E! News that the Biebs and Sofia aren’t dating:
“They are not dating. They are just friends. Nothing is going on between them.”
You know, there could be some truth to what that source is saying. Sofia turns 18 in about 2 weeks and Justin Bieber is forever an un-potty-trained 11-year-old brat, so maybe they’re not dating. May her daddy got her a job babysitting the Biebs for the summer. I mean, in some of these pictures of them hiking in L.A. yesterday, it does sort of look like she spotted a wet spot on the back of his shorts and is silently cursing herself for not bringing an extra nappy.
For the past three years, the gazillionaires at Google have hosted an exclusive invite-only conference for tech VIPs and celebrities in Sicily, Italy called The Camp. The Camp is an expensive, mysterious trip to Italy to…well, I have no idea what they do there. There’s a website, but you have to have a secret password to access it. What I do know is that they hire famous people to perform for their guests. This year, one of the performers was smooth-voiced magician and sometime Pussy Posse member David Blaine. And he brought a silent big-eyed assistant with him. No, not Lukas Haas; he brought a frog. A frog that he sent up and down his esophagus like it was an elevator.
Last Wednesday, former Fox & Friends co-host Gretchen Carlson filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox News chairman and humanoid slug Roger Ailes. Gretchen claimed, among other things, that she was fired after she refused to have sex with Roger. As it turns out, Gretchen isn’t the only one to accuse Roger of creep behavior. According to New York Magazine, six more women have come forward and accused Roger of working his gross old man game on them.
How’s your day going? Good? Good. I’m glad. Mine? I’ve just spent 10 minutes looking up past stories that involve the baddest little tyke from up north being that toddler at the party that just has to pull down his pants. And now that will be part of your day too. If I have to suffer this, so will you.