Category: Grammys
Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night
The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!
The Recording Academy Denies That The Grammys Are Rigged
In 2006, U2 won the Grammy for Album of the Year for How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb, and Song of the Year for Sometimes You Can’t Make It on Your Own. Also nominated for AOTY and SOTY in 2006 was The Emancipation of Mimi, and We Belong Together. I’m not saying the Grammys give preferential treatment to old white dudes. But you’ve got a greater chance of catching Mariah waking up on poly-blend sheets than you do finding a person who can hum the melody of Sometimes You Can’t Make It on Your Own.
And Mariah Carey is just the tip of the snubby iceberg. It’s almost like it’s rigged. Even the recently-fired former head of the Recording Academy Deborah Dugan implied the show was rigged by saying that the 2020 Grammy nominees look the way they do due to multiple “conflicts of interest.” But the Recording Academy is here to assure you that the Grammy voting process is absolutely not fixed.
Ex-Grammys Boss Allegedly Tried To Extort Company Upon Ousting
Page Six is spilling some insider dirt on the behind-the-scenes shitstorm known as The Grammys. Apparently the first-ever female boss of the Recording Academy (who runs The Grammys) is involved in some major drama. It seems that Deborah Dugan was fired from her gig and it’s either because The Academy is a boys club trying to frame her, or because she’s a sociopath who thought she could shake them down for millions. Who to believe? …Really, though, who? I feel like both are super possible in Hollywood.
Halsey Sort Of Called Out The Grammys At The American Music Awards
Last week, Halsey could very much relate to Gretchen Wieners on candy cane day. Because when the Grammys were handing out the 2020 nominations, there were none for Halsey. Halsey qualified in multiple categories, but she didn’t get any. (Halsey has two prior Grammy nominations, both from 2016). Halsey was nominated for three American Music Awards, and when she won one of them last night, she made it pretty clear how she felt about that Grammy snub.
Lizzo Is The Queen Of The 2020 Grammy Nominations
This also means that it will probably be 3-2-1 seconds before someone shady on Twitter congratulates CeCe Peniston. But until that happens, we’ve got all the Grammy nominations that were announced this morning. And eight – including the big four – went to 100% That Bitch (patent pending), Lizzo.
Mariah Carey Doesn’t Give A Damn About Grammys
If you think Mariah Carey does every interview wearing lingerie while sipping champagne, there’s nothing in the new V Magazine interview that will dissuade you from that position. But, if you think Mimi is still fondling the silver balls of the Ghost of Christmas Past (Mimi, you’ve got a little tinsel in your teeth, dear), you’d be wrong. Additionally, if you thought stacking Grammys was her main objective, you need to go back to The Lambily Academy and repeat Mimi 101. Mariah doesn’t give a single figgy pudding about Grammys.