Category: Go Easy On The Botox
Simon Cowell Says He’s Done With Botox
Simon Cowell has announced that he’s officially done with Botox and fillers. He shared this very important information in an interview with The Sun. 62-year-old Simon claims that he currently has zero filler left in his face, and his “new look” (heh?) is due to healthy eating, drinking lots of water, and losing three stone (42 pounds). He admits that “there was a stage when I might have gone a bit too far,” and that his own son, 8-year-old Eric, was in “hysterics” over his appearance. Wow. Usually, little Eric is in hysterics over his father’s shitty personality. Big change! Continue reading
A Botox-Free Paris Hilton Is Reportedly Pregnant With Her First Child (UPDATE: She Denies It)
Add another to the list of Botox-free celebrities! 40-year-old Paris Hilton has volunteered some information about her face which nobody asked for or believes and told The Telegraph’s Stella magazine that she has never had Botox or fillers. Sure, Jan. But at the very least Paris won’t be getting any for some time because it’s been reported that she’s pregnant with a child she made with her fiancé, 40-year-old Carter Reum. Once that baby comes out and Paris sees how fresh its skin is compared to hers, we’ll see how long she stays off the injectables, though.
An Influencer Documented What Happens When Botox Goes Wrong
Behold, Kris Jenner‘s nightmare scenario. This is a story about Botox getting injected in the wrong place. DANGER! DANGER! Kris loves Botox! But one influencer has shown the looming threat of injecting a foreign substance into your body. Who’d have thought such a thing could present negative side effects?!
People says that Chicago-based lifestyle blogger Whitney Buha has been documenting her Botox journey for her followers. About three weeks ago, the influencer revealed that her Botox had started off routinely, but slowly her eye started drooping and the other one got wider.
Beverly Hills Rules That All Elective Surgery, Including Plastic Surgery, Can Resume (But The Mayor Tries To Clarify)
The world is in crisis. America is a mess. People are suffering. But one particular news story during this pandemic really disturbed the hell out of me. And that was yesterday’s post about celebrities and other high profile plastic types being denied the Botox and fillers they so desperately need to maintain their natural beauty. Damn you, COVID!
So what happens when lips deflate? Fillers dissolve? Botox wears off? I’ll tell you what happens- the blow-up dolls start to turn back into uggos and normies, just like the rest of us. But leave it to the City of Beverly Hills to find a way to correct this injustice. The city council voted 4-1 to resume elective surgeries, which will include cosmetic and plastic surgery. Cue thousands of faces cracking into a wide smile, complete with crows feet and laugh lines (hopefully for the last time). Continue reading
A Celebrity Dermatologist Says His Clients Are Getting Desperate For Botox
I should probably point out that I chose a picture of the Kardashians for legal reasons, because they’re definitely not the celebrities in question here. They’re going to come out of COVID-19 isolation looking the exact same as they did when they went in. There’s no way you can hit the needle as hard as they do without there being enough residual neurotoxin in your bloodstreams to last for six quarantines. This story is about the celebrities who are in bad shape, Botox-wise, and how they’re allegedly getting anxious about the current condition of their faces.
Kris Jenner Is Giving Everyone Botox For Christmas This Year
When Christmastime rolls around, Kris Jenner always has a very difficult gift-giving challenge ahead of her. There’s a fine balance to finding a special gift that says, “I love you,” but also, “I spent a lot of money,” and, “Ew, your face looks bad.” But it looks like she found the perfect present this year for her friends and family. Ho ho ho, you’re all getting commercially bottled botulinum toxin!