Category: Ginnifer Goodwin

American Treasure Betty White Won A People’s Choice Award And Was Escorted To The Stage By Captain America

January 8, 2015 / Posted by:

I’m sure my 94-year-old neighbor Mrs. Lee saw this tender moment between Betty White and Chris Evans at the 2015 People’s Choice Awards and was like “Oh, that Spider Man – such a gentleman” (because everyone is Spider Man to grandma types).

Because I stopped giving my brain exercise a long time ago, I watched the People’s Choice Awards last night. Or at least as much as my brain could handle, till it began screaming “ENOUGH!!!” and made me change the channel to something more mentally stimulating, like Pick A Puppy. But what I did see was 93-year-old life legend and sassy lil’ slice of lemon meringue pie Betty White accepting the award for Favorite TV Icon (how kind of Bruce Jenner to decline the award and give it to the next in line). Of course, an icon like Betty should never walk anywhere without a hot entourage, so hot hottie Chris Evans popped out of his seat and escorted her to the stage. Not shown: what I assume was at least 50 other dudes behind him fighting over the privilege of offering their arm to one of the Golden Girls.

But it wasn’t all about Betty. How rude, I know. Other people took home awards too, including 2014’s version of Jenna Elfman Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting for Favorite Comedic TV Actress, The Big Bang Theory for Favorite TV Show and Favorite Network TV Comedy, Melissa & Joey for Favorite Cable TV Comedy (wait, WHAT?), Tay Tay Swift and her BFF Ed Sheeran as Favorite Female and Male Artist, and Maleficent for Favorite Movie. Unfortunately, Angelina Jolie couldn’t be there in person to accept her award, because she was too busy working miracles for the Pope in Italy. You can see the whole list of winners is here, if you need that in your life.

Sadly, Betty didn’t walk the red carpet before or after the show (probably because a true icon gives the poor 2s and 3s of the world a moment in the spotlight every once in a while), but everyone else did, so here’s all the famous types from the People’s Choice awards, including Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting wearing some kind of sheer-paneled classy/slutty jumpsuit culottes thing, Anna Faris looking like a fancy Vegas bride, and Kat Dennings working that A+ goth brothel madame game:

Pics: Wenn.com

Snow White And Prince Charming Are Somebody’s Parents

May 31, 2014 / Posted by:

If Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas ever decide to put the acting thing on hiatus and travel back to 2002 to start an experimental synthpop duo, all they’d have to do is Photoshop out the Disney logos behind them, up the contrast by 50%, slap a couple random lasers and lens flares around their faces, and this would be their album cover.

Go ahead an pop a celebratory bottle of enchanted champagne today because Once Upon a Time’s Ginnifer Goodwin (aka Snow White) finally evicted the tiny storybook creature that was living in her fairy tale womb. Us Weekly says that a rep for Ginnifer (one of the 7 dwarves) has confirmed that she and husband Josh Dallas (aka Prince Charming) are now the parents of a baby boy. Wait, so does that make Josh Dallas “King Charming” or the baby “Prince Charming Jr.”? These are the important questions.

No word on what the baby’s name is, but I hope Ginnifer continues the tradition of spellings that crash the autocorrect on your phone. Instead of Jackson, it could be Gyaxon. Or Giremy instead of Jeremy. I could do this all day, but I’m going to stop, because it feels like my brain found the part that causes dyslexia and started poking it with a sharp stick.

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