Gigi Hadid has taken time away from giving the runway the worst lazy walk from a paid model and feeling mildly guilty about her privileged life to go at her Instagram “haters” about her relationship.
Here’s the scenario: there is an Instagram account dedicated to exposing the “fake” relationship going on between 23-year-old Gigi and 25-year-old Zayn Malik (formerly of One Direction, currently of nothing). Of course you’ll remember they broke up recently, but then they got back together. So this account–which is for some reason private–posts user-submitted “confessions” about the two, which prove that Gigi and Zayn are only dating for publicity. Or something; I’m unclear on the motive. Continue reading
While some models take any catalog job they can get so they don’t have to move back to their hometown to pick up shifts at the local Sbarro to make ends meet, the current “bitches of the moment” (copyright: Stephanie Seymour) like Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are currently slumming it in their NYC penthouses since they grew up in California castles. Gigi says she recognizes her lofty lifestyle, and admits she’s felt privilege-shame before.
There were some real upside down and sideways looks on display at the The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC last night. Most notably Whoopi Goldberg giving us Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and was forced to go to the big city and take out a bank loan for more, wearing her best Big Business suit. The added bonus of that suit is that those giant bell bottoms probably ring so damn loud, the sheep should have no problem finding their way back home.
Other notable looks included: Cate Blanchett‘s tuxedo/ baked potato/ butcher’s apron combo, and the night’s host Issa Rae’s belt that read “Every Nigga Is A Star”. All of those looks and more are in the gallery but for now, we’ve got plenty of high fashion to keep us in “what is going on here”s for a week.
The Met Gala isn’t a human and isn’t even alive, and yet, that bitch is still getting more action than me.
The theme for the Met’s costume exhibit is Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and Catholic Imagination, but the dress code for the Gala was “Sunday best.” Now, my Sunday best is a faded black Dollywood t-shirt and some Fruit of the Loom sweat shorts covered with chicharron crumbs, wine splatters and lube drops from snacking, boozing and watching porn on my couch. But I guess “Sunday best” to famous rich hos is a crown that weighs more than their head and all of the fabric found in the “Perfect For Granny’s Living Room Curtains” section at Hobby Lobby.
The woman you’re looking at on the Vogue Italia cover above is Gigi Hadid and not an artist’s rendering of an overtanned Donatella Versace. The only indicator that it’s Gigi are those vacant eyes. Everything else looks like a whole other person of a totally different race, and the internet has something to say about it.
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik ended their two-year-long relationship last month, absolutely crushing the spirits of romantics who root for the love between an emotionless model and emotionless pop star. But it would appear Gigi and Zayn might have had second thoughts about throwing away those two years to the history books.
Two weeks ago, Zayn was seen leaving Gigi’s apartment in NYC in the same clothes he was wearing the night before. A few days later he was seen leaving her place again. TMZ says that on Sunday, Zayn and Gigi were spotted in NYC kissing in a way that would imply his visits to her apartment have involved more than just returning her toothbrush and phone charger.
Zayn and Gigi Hadid out in NYC! pic.twitter.com/jmTuYVhXDE
— Zayn Report (@ZRcandids) April 30, 2018
It would also appear that Zayn has shaved off all his hair, and has a giant tattoo on his head that looks kind of like it was copied from a page torn out of one of those adult coloring books. Zayn is about to get a lot of aunts clutching a pack of markers sitting close to him at the airport from now on.
When Gigi and Zayn first broke up, one of the things Gigi mentioned in her cheesy break-up statement released on Instagram was that when it comes to the future, “whatever’s meant to be will always be.” So a reconciliation wasn’t exactly out of the cards. The Daily Mail points out that Gigi has also been liking Zayn’s posts on social media. Well okay then, there you have it – that’s basically millennial courtroom proof that they’re definitely together again.