Kate Beckinsale is clearly out there living her best life, between the baby goat yoga and butter-filled luggage. And now People says she may have gotten back together with her former 23-year-old male model-looking comedian boyfriend.
Last summer, 45-year-old Kate was seen making out with Matt Rife, a comedian Wild n’ Out who gives me major Handsome Squidward vibes. It was later revealed by a source that Kate and Matt were serious enough to enter the whole boyfriend-girlfriend level of dating, but two months later, it was reported that they broke up. Clearly Kate didn’t delete Matt’s number from her phone, because they were spotted attending a Dave Chappelle show together on Wednesday night in West Hollywood.
That would be Matt walking behind Kate. As for who the gentleman on the left in that sassy Mrs. Roper caftan and Elton John glasses, that would be Kate’s friend Markus Molinari.
Kate and Matt could just be hanging out as friends, as lots of friends go to see comedy shows together. But in the event they are dating again, this is great timing. The last time she got with Matt, they lasted about two months. If they’re together for as long this time, that would mean they’d be together for Halloween. And 23-year-old Matt is exactly who you want to be dating around Halloween if you’re a woman in your 40s who wants to do a sexy costume. The last thing you want to hear while cinching the corset on your trampy nurse costume are the words: “Aren’t you a little old for this?” The nerve of some people!
Here’s Kate at the opening of the Palisades Village mall yesterday.
Tiffany Haddish had the most fun with at the Oscars on Sunday night. She presented an award in her favorite dress and a pair of slippers, she ambushed Meryl Streep, and apparently she also promised to get with Brad Pitt if they’re both still single in a year. That’s probably not even Tiffany’s last random Oscar night story. I feel like we’re about to learn that Tiffany was the one who apprehended her new best friend Frances McDormand’s Oscar thief by beating him over the head with one of her slippers.
It’s been over two months since Anna Faris and Chris Pratt announced that the love story between the human equivalents of a high-energy pom and a dopey golden retriever was over after eight years of marriage. Since then, Chris has been filming movies and working on his relationship with Jesus, and Anna has jumped back into the dating world.
If you’ve been wondering what Amber Heard has been up to since the unceremonious end of her relationship with Elon Musk, here’s an update, and it’s kind of a random one.
The Daily Mail says that 58-year-old Madonna has moved on from her previous mid-20s piece to a 31-year-old Portuguese model named Kevin Sampaio. The two reportedly on the set of her video for Bitch I’m Madonna, where he got some screen time as a hot dude in his underwear who gets kissed by Madonna at the beginning. Rumors that Madonna was doing Kevin have been around since last month, but The Daily Mail says that Madonna is getting serious about this one (that’s cute, Daily Mail). They claim she is buying a $6 million house in Lisbon where Kevin lives, and has enrolled her son David in a local youth club there. She is also allegedly looking for schools in Lisbon for her youngest kids Stella and Esther.
Madonna has reportedly been trying out Kevin for the past year. She was impressed that he didn’t immediately run to the press after their first date. My guess is he was unable to run due to his hamstrings seizing up after working out in Madonna’s personal gym for six hours. (I assume that’s what Madonna does on first dates).
Kevin also has an identical twin brother named Jonathan. That’s great news for both Madonna and Kevin. Whenever Kevin needs to take a break from feeding Madonna her grapes and massaging her bunions, he can just tap in his brother. Madonna won’t notice the difference, Kevin gets a break, and Jonathan makes a little extra cash. Everyone wins!
According to Entertainment Tonight, 43-year-old Kate Beckinsale is dating 21-year-old actor and Wild ‘N Out comedian Matt Rife, who looks like this. I’m getting “Cillian Murphy’s second cousin doing his best Ryan Phillippe in 54 impersonation” from Matt. Kate and Matt were seen kissing outside of a lounge in West Hollywood last night. A source claims she met Matt through a mutual friend, and they’re “officially boyfriend and girlfriend” and that her entire family thinks he’s the nicest person.
— ET Canada (@ETCanada) June 21, 2017
Earlier this month, Kate was rumored to have been seen “flirting” with Jon Hamm at an event for the movie Baby Driver. Going from midlife daddy Jon Hamm to a youngin who looks like he thinks being called a fuckboi is a compliment. Kate is really spanning the whole spectrum.
ETs source adds that Matt is a great guy and “very mature for his age.” How much more mature are we talking here? Does he seem more like he’s 24? 26? 39-year-old trapped in the body of a 21-year-old? Still, it’s got to be weird for Kate’s 18-year-old daughter Lily Mo Sheen. It’s one thing to have to explain what fidget spinners and Riverdale is to your mom, but it’s a completely different level of awkward to hear her boyfriend volunteer to do it.