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Chip And Joanna Gaines Allegedly Left HGTV For More Shiplap Cash

October 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Everyone panicked last month when it was announced that HGTV was about to drop its Waco rudder. Chip and Joanna Gaines said they were packing the shiplap into a U-Haul and driving off into the sunset to “catch our breath” at whatever goody-goody camp those two preach at in the off-season. But it appears that breath will be more than caught if someone comes along promising to add a few zeros to the Gaines’ joint checking account. Continue reading

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Jim Parsons Is The Richest Man On TV

October 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Sofia Vergara is still the richest bitch overall in TV, even after the penis version of Forbes’ World’s Highest Paid TV Actors list came out. Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons was named the richest man in TV, but he was still $14 million short of Sofia’s total earnings. Still, I suspect the $27.5 million dollars Jim banked last year will go a long way towards easing the sting poverty.

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Jesse Williams Was Ordered To Pay His Estranged Wife $160,000 In Support

September 27, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been awhile since we’ve heard about Jesse Williams and his horrid divorce from Aryn Drake-Lee (almost 3 whole weeks!). Last time we checked in with the social justice warrior who couldn’t keep it in his pants and his angrier than a cat in a hot tub estranged wife, things had quieted down considerably. The judge told the couple to stop pimping the kids on Instagram (ahem, Jesse),  to not bring any romantic partners around (ahem, ahem, Jesse), and to not shit talk in front of the kids (ahem, both ya’ll). The two also agreed to 50/50 joint custody. Both parties must have played nice because now they have agreed on a financial settlement as well.

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Sofia Vergara Hustled Her Way To Being The Highest Paid TV Actress Of 2017

September 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Forbes has spoken and Sofia Vergara is still the reigning queen of getting those duckets! She’s been named the highest paid TV actress of 2017 proving once again, immigrants, they get the job done. This makes six years in a row that Sofia’s been the richest bitch in the TV game.

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Taylor “Capitalist” Swift Strikes Again!

September 7, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s not a true Taylor Swift new album era until the full wave of endorsement tie-ins and product placement has begun. She’s hawked Diet Coke, CoverGirl, Elizabeth Arden, Apple, and Keds in the past. This time around, she’s somehow gotten UPS on board because…um, I don’t really know why. But I naively thought her endorsements were behind her. Old Taylor was dead, right? Which means New Taylor is all about the music and just being a free spirit? Hahaha, WRONG.

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