Category: Geri Halliwell

The Spice Girls Will Likely Reunite Without Posh Spice

August 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Well, someone sure is a liar, liar, spice pants on fire. Not to knock a chick while she’s down, but Mel B has insisted the Spice Girls were reuniting for a tour WITH Victoria Beckham. There’s been about as many “Will they?” or “Won’t they?” stories about the Spices that it’s hard to keep track, but it did seem like Posh was focused more on fashion (and keeping her man away from the elementary school teacher’s lounge) than lip-synching to “Wannabe.” It now sounds like she’s getting the last zig-a-zig-ahh because there’s a report that the show will go on – Posh-less.

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The Spice Girls Will Be At The Royal Wedding…Just Not To Sing

May 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Much to the glee of any attendee not named THE QUEEN, all five Spice Girls will be at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan MarkleMuch to the glee of one Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, they will not have to turn on a microphone and belt out the hits. Although, when was her microphone ever on in the first place?? Continue reading

The Spice Girls May End Up Doing A Tour After All

February 7, 2018 / Posted by:

London was filled with the aura of girl power and thirst for a check last week when all five of the Spice Girls popped over to Geri Horner’s (aka Ginger Spice) house to eat sushi, pretend to feign interest in Victoria Beckham’s sunglasses line, and craft a scheme to get millions for agreeing to put photos of them from 1997 on lunch boxes for adults and hawk it to millennials for $49.99! Even though early reports made this reunion seem like one limited to branding opportunities and the occasional TV appearance, it sounds like the Spice Girls may take to the stage to “sing” after all. Continue reading

The Spice Girls Are Getting Back Together (No, Really)

February 2, 2018 / Posted by:

I know, Spice Girls reunion rumors are about as prevalent (and believable) as Big Foot sightings. Actually, that’s an insult to Big Foot…we don’t know he isn’t real! But, this Spice Girls reunion rumor came with photographic evidence. All five of the gals posted a photo of them together on Instagram this morning, and most people started whispering about how it must be for a reunion. Tose whispers are correct. Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Most Of The Spice Girls Reuniting For Sporty’s New Video

October 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Mel C (aka “Sporty Spice“) was able to round up most of her fellow Spice Girls to appear in the video for her new track, “Room For Love.” The only holdout was Mel “Scary Spice” B. In her defense, she’s probably hiding from her terrifying psycho douche ex.

The “Girl Power” wasn’t actually resurrected in the same shoot for the video, though. This was one of those “get a bunch of people to record themselves lip-synching the video and cobblie it together for cheap” vids. But Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton, Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell, and Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham all pop up. Posh is kind of surprising, seeing as she’s got the most money and has no need to lift an expensively manicured, skeletal finger. But it’s nice of her to help a sister out.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jon Snow Giving Ginger Spice Accent Lessons

September 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Sadly, it wasn’t over the proper way to give inflection to “Zigg-a-zigg-ahhhh!” Geri Halliwell (or Horner, as she likes to be called these days since she married Red Bull F1 racing team principal Christian Horner) let it be known on Instagram she had a very good weekend. Not only was rubbing elbows with Kit Harington at the Italian Grand Prix, but he had cornered him into giving her elocution lessons on one of the most memorable lines from Game Of Thrones.

#youknownothingjonsnow #gameofthrones #kitharrington #monza ☺️

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The Daily Mail says Kit tried to cajole a Northern accent out of the London-raised Ginger, but she was having difficulty. No shit. Did Kit get his Spice Girls mixed up? Because that’s Scary Spice’s wheelhouse.

Ginger has come a long way when it comes to man handling. It seems like it wasn’t THAT long ago when she was popping out of a pair of legs at the Brits to croon “Bag It Up and give me all the gay camp feels when my dad would have preferred I pretend I enjoyed playing basketball like all the other kids who lived on our block. Now she’s married with two kids and running lines with Jon Snow!!! Speaking of, just when she seemed to nail the line, she had to go and fuck it up again. Don’t give up, Geri! There could be a part waiting for you next season. You’ll surely do better than the last ginger pop star they brought ’round Westeros!

Pic: Wenn.com

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