Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are expected a baby in the new year, a ROYAL baby with a fancy Royal title if it’s a boy (if it’s a girl, well…tough scones, kid). The new royal baby gets their own fancy backyard, one they won’t have to share with their cousins. According to The Daily Mail, the baby might also have a very fancy set of famous godparents.
If you play your cards right, and are very wealthy, you could be the proud owner of George Clooney’s mid-life crisis Harley Davidson. Clooney’s practically new 2017 hog is one of the items listed in a celebrity auction that, if you believe the listing, Amal Clooney is making him participate in because he’s banned from riding motorcycles after his July scooter accident. And thank God for her. Grown men can never, ever make a sensible decision all by themselves you see, they need to be nagged!
The Casamigos Halloween Parties Brought Out A Fist Fighting Brandi Glanville And Under Qualified Airline Pilots
I learned an important lesson this weekend. Stop shrugging off Casamigos tequila as just the vanity label of a couple of very rich middle aged white bros who like to throw their old fashioned good looks and money around and party with their fabulous, kinda boring Hollywood friends. There is more to Casamigos than that because there is some good goss is swirling around the label! Starting with the news earlier this month that a ROYAL (Princess Eugenie) was marrying a Casamigos UK brand rep, to the breaking news yesterday that a newly single Jenna Dewan debuted her new man friend at their party on Friday night, the tequila brand has bumped up in my radar a little tiny bit.
Now we have some more messy news to come out of that Halloween party. Brandi Glanville has been accused by actor Kobie “DJ K-LUV” Randolph of attacking him and he has the bloody lip receipt to prove it. Kobie (who has one IMDB credit for Project Hollywood), filmed himself upon returning home from the party and must’ve hit send directly to TMZ before he grabbed an ice pack, because they posted the clip yesterday.
Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s all-star royal wedding spectacular may have been stuffed full of more celebrities than the damn Met Gala, and brought out the likes of The Mighty O and Tom Hardy, who became all of us by falling asleep with his eyes open. But Princess Eugenie had Naomi Campbell on her wedding guest list today. The St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle was probably filled with the clickity clack sounds of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan furiously pounding away at their iPhones while rage-texting their wedding guest booker for not getting them THEE Naomi Campbell.
Forbes has followed-up their list of the highest-paid actresses in the world (Scarlett Johansson holds the top spot) with their list of the world’s highest-paid actors. And if the year was the magical amalgam of the years in which all the Ocean’s films and Gravity were released, then Forbes’ choice for the number-one spot would make sense. Instead, it’s 2018 and the world’s highest-paid actor is George Clooney, a man who acted in nothing this year. As if that wasn’t crazy enough, George reportedly hit the top spot by earning an insane amount of money.
The poor folks who live in their mansions along Lake Como likely just want to rest easy on the weekends, smoke some ciggs, fuck their lovers or spouses (or both!) and down carafes of red wine – y’know, the typical Italian pastimes. Alas, ever since George Clooney showed up years ago, it’s been nothing but Casamigos-branded shit and starfuckers galore – and that’s just when the Crawford-Gerbers show up! Well, now we can add Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan to the list of celebrities (fine…royalty…) who are invading the shores for the weekend.