Category: Geoffrey the Giraffe
Toys ‘R’ Us Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
True story, the last time I walked into a Toys ‘R’ Us store there was a poopy diaper in the middle of the bike aisle, just sitting there waiting to get slipped on like the world’s shittiest banana peel. Then I spent 20 minutes looking for a backgammon board but all the board games were mixed up on the shelves and all I could find was 20 different versions of Monopoly. The cashier, while pleasant and cheerful, appeared to be high as fuck. It was a sad experience and I left empty handed but with a full head of poopy diaper odor and the Toys ‘R’ Us theme song that stayed stuck in my head for several days. It’s stuck in my head right now. It is now also stuck in yours.
If you were a Toys ‘R’ Us kid like me you probably have fond memories of the place and feel some type of way about the fact that they’ve filed for bankruptcy.