Category: Gayelles

Madonna Seemingly Came Out As “Gay” On TikTok

October 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Instagram filters and the surgeon’s knife/a couple of lumpy Motel 6 pillows shoved down the back of your tights will only take you so far when trying to express how you truly feel inside. Over the past couple of years, Madonna‘s gradually let us know that she self-identifies as a 26-year-old, sex obsessed Black woman who may or may not dabble in the sapphic arts. But Madonna’s physical and aesthetic transformations over the years have done little to announce the more substantive identity that has apparently been emanating from her pussy. Though she’s never been one to shy away from letting it all hang out, Madge became uncharacteristically coy about her sexuality on TikTok over the weekend, enticing her viewers to interpret the results of a complex (by Madonna’s standards) Rube Goldberg-esque series of events to determine if the woman who we previously assumed was primarily interested in dick, is in fact, gay. Like “gay” gay, not just “pop star ramming her tongue down the throat of every man, woman, recent child and goat for attention” gay as perpetually demonstrated.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Baseball Legend Who Helped Inspire “A League Of Their Own” Coming Out At Age 95

June 17, 2022 / Posted by:

The new Amazon series A League of Their Own premiered last night at the Tribeca Festival (although it doesn’t hit Amazon Prime until August 12), and Maybelle “Mae” Blair, a player on the All American Girls Professional Baseball League that the story is based on, joined the cast onstage for a panel Q&A. 95-year-old Mae, also known as “All The Way Mae”, applauded the new series for featuring a queer relationship between Carson (Abbi Jacobson) and Greta (D’Arcy Carden). And then she made a big announcement: she’s gay, and she’s finally coming out publicly after hiding for “75, 85 years.” Sorry, Holland Taylor, there’s a new hottest gayelle-cougar in town!

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Rebel Wilson Responds To An Australian Newspaper Almost Outing Her

June 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, Rebel Wilson announced on Instagram that she had found her Disney Princess and was with entrepreneur Ramona Agruma. Pride flags waved in celebration, rainbow glitter was shot out of a rainbow cannon, and U-Haul slid into Rebel and Ramona’s DMs to congratulate them and offer them a 15% off discount! But Rebel’s coming out wasn’t totally covered in happiness and sparkles because it wasn’t her decision. The Sydney Morning Herald admitted that before Rebel’s announcement, they let her know that they knew about her relationship with Ramona and gave her two days to respond. Rebel responded alright. But Rebel wasn’t about to let The Sydney Morning Herald put her face on their paper with the words “YEP, SHE’S GAY” and instead, beat them to the punch by coming out on Instagram. Rebel has pretty much confirmed that she was forced to come out, but the editor of The Sydney Morning Herald denies that they were trying to push her out of the closet.

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Rebel Wilson Has Come Out And Is Dating Her “Disney Princess”

June 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month Rebel Wilson went on a podcast and revealed that she was “happily in a relationship.” Some (myself included) assumed she was talking about a new boyfriend. Well, today Rebel proved us dum-dums wrong: she posted a picture of her new girlfriend, Ramona Agruma, with the caption: “I thought I was searching for a Disney Prince… but maybe what I really needed all this time was a Disney Princess.” Rebel added heart and rainbow emojis, and captioned it #loveislove. A source tells People that Rebel’s in “an amazing place” and she’s never been happier. Awww, Happy Pride! Continue reading

Cassandra Peterson, AKA Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark, Has Come Out

September 22, 2021 / Posted by:

 70(!!!!!)-year-old Cassandra Peterson, who has played the iconic Elvira, Mistress of the Dark since 1981, has come out! In her new memoir, Yours Cruelly, Elvira, Cassandra revealed a 19-year relationship with Teresa “T” Wierson. Looks like that coffin where Elvira sleeps isn’t the only box that she likes being inside of. BA-DUMP-BUMP! But seriously, Pride Month has now been extended all the way to Halloween thanks to this happy news.

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JoJo Siwa Reveals She Has A “Perfect” Girlfriend Who Encouraged Her To Come Out

February 4, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s official, 17-year-old JoJo Siwa is out and proud! Last night your 6-year-old niece’s favorite YouTuber went on The Tonight Show for an interview with Jimmy Fallon. For once, Jimmy couldn’t get a word in edgewise as JoJo excitedly explained the extremely Gen-Z process of her coming out on TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram. She also revealed that she is in a long-distance relationship with “the most amazing, wonderful, perfect, most beautiful girlfriend in the whole world.” She says her unnamed girlfriend was “super encouraging” of JoJo’s decision to come out.

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