The good folks of San Francisco turned out in droves this weekend to take part in Pride celebrations, but they got more than the rainbows and faint whiff of poppers than what they bargained for. Instead, the Real Felon Of New York City, Luann de Lesseps, tried to take over the day and turn it into a giant cabaret on wheels. For some reason, the gays of San Francisco didn’t appreciate her art! Continue reading
With millions of people descending upon New York City last weekend for the country’s largest Pride Month celebration, it was clear there was a helluva lot of money to be made from thirsty queens. While most of us might snicker into thinking ‘dat cash would go to vodka sodas and Grindr Premium accounts, Suri Cruise figured she could make enough money to just about buy out the entire Build-a-Bear corporation by hawking lemonade in front of her house in Manhattan. She wasn’t wrong. Continue reading
At the Human Rights Campaign 2017 gala on Saturday night, Katy Perry was given the National Equality Award for being a vocal friend of the LGTBQ community. Katy did more than just thank the HRC when she accepted her award. She also got real with the audience and talked about her experience as a not-totally-straight Christian teen.
“I seem to be the only person who has spotted this, and nobody seems to be raising any questions or pointing it out,” she said.
Yesterday, CNN correspondent Lucy Pawle dialed up anchor Suzanne Malveaux to report that she had seen an ISIS flag being displayed in the middle of London’s Gay Pride parade. You know us gays. Butt sex = a gateway drug for terrorism.
It wasn’t an ISIS flag. It was a flag satirizing ISIS using depictions of buttplugs and dildos. Basically someone was flying a flag that is similar to the one that flutters over Michael K’s street corner. She seriously thought that there was a gay ISIS faction? Girl, they drop us off of buildings. I’m guessing they wouldn’t have gotten an Evite to march between Dykes on Bikes and the human ponies from the fetish club.
To her credit, she did finally note that Arabic isn’t written using fuck toys. I’ll cut her an inch of slack because the flag looks identical to an ISIS flag. I’ll also shake my head sadly for her because this gal doesn’t recognize a dildo. Lucy, none of your friends have ever invited you to one of those parties where you get drunk and sample vibrators instead of scented candles? Get new friends, bitch.
Watch the video of CNN mistakenly reporting that ISIS had infiltrated the gay community (my eyes just rolled out of my head, fell to the floor, and my teacup poodle is now chasing them) below.