Here’s The Trailer For M. Night Shyamalan’s Latest Movie “Old”

I don’t know how hard M. Night Shyamalan still has to work to get his films made after so many flops or if they still just let him do whatever. He’s got a new movie coming out called Old, based on a graphic novel called Sandcastle. So we don’t know if he had to go into an office and pitch “Okay so imagine Lost meets Benjamin Button meets The Blue Lagoon” to a group of confused executives who were all “what is happening?!?” and M. Night says, “no, it’s totally different from The Happening, this time the SAND is evil!” According to Entertainment Weekly, it’s about “a group of people who find themselves aging with horrifying alacrity on a beach.” Which can happen to all of us if we don’t use sunscreen. Stay safe this summer, folks!

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And Now For The Dudes Of The Oscars

We’re finally ending our never-ending Oscar coverage today and the best way to end it is with some man pieces who were probably suffocating in their nut-hugging pants and wanted to take it all off halfway through the show. They should’ve. It would’ve made that mess a hundred million times better and awakened all my senses.

My best dressed chick of the Oscars is definitely Charlize Theron, because with that ponytail, casual diamond earrings and daytime gold la-may gown, she was done up like Alexis Carrington making a quick trip to the supermarket. It was very daytime casual Dynasty. And my best dressed dude is definitely Ryan Gosling, who looks like he reeks of Jovan Musk oil and is about to pick you up in his dad’s gold two-tone Lincoln Continental Mark V to take you to the senior prom where he’s going to feel you up while slow dancing to The Closer I Get To You. And he’s definitely the one who spiked the punch.

Ryan wore Gucci (duh) and I couldn’t tell if those were actual ruffles or trompe l’oeil ruffles (Side note: I don’t do drag, but if I ever did, I’ve got dibs on the name Tramp Louie Ruffles.) And then there’s the smooth rat Pharrell, who dressed like a maître d at an underground restaurant that only serves virgin blood and is owned by Kunty Karl. There’s a reason why Pharrell looks like that. He’s wearing Chanel.

And here’s a million more pictures of the dudes from the Oscars. Come for Mahershala Ali and come again for hot piece of wood Jamie Dornan.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash