Category: Fyre Festival
Ja Rule Is Officially Off The Hook For A $100 Million Fyre Festival Lawsuit
The Fyre Festival is part of human history now; a moment in time which we all experienced together and thought, “Wow, what a bunch of shitheads.” On all sides of the equation: people who attended despite all the sketchy things leading up to it, and also the people who planned and organized it as though you could swindle hundreds of people onto an island and get away with it.
Well one of these idiots who was responsible for the whole thing and has talked about doing more in the future, is now officially cleared of one major lawsuit. A judge has ruled that Ja Rule will not be a part of that $100 million class action lawsuit.
Kanye West Continues The Grift With His $55 Sunday Service “Brunch”
Kanye West has really been grifting the people of America and the world with his unbelievably shitty merchandise. Of varying kinds. His clothes are insanely bad both in design and price. His Sunday Service merchandise is so overpriced that even Goop is like: “Really, bitch? $50 for socks and they don’t even claim to clear your chakras? Sort of a rip off…” And he made his fans wait like a year for an album that was shorter than your workout. I mean, the man is consistently under-delivering and over-charging. It’s the only thing Kris Jenner likes about his alienating personality right now. Well he continues to rake in the big bucks for the Kardashian Koven and now he’s charged people $55 to eat a measly “brunch“. Oh but this time there’s an excuse. It’s the caterer’s fault.
The Island Featured In The Fyre Fest Promotional Video Is For Sale
Here’s the golden opportunity Ja Rule’s been waiting for! The island of dreams, Saddleback Cay where the now infamous Fyre Fest promotional video was filmed, is on the market for $11.8 million. I was thinking maybe Ja Rule would like to buy it for his planned recreation of “the most iconic music festival that never was”. Or he could use the purchase to get his Robin Hood on and give it back to the Bahamian people he helped screw over. I know Ja Rule probably can’t afford it on his own, but if he’s willing to suck up his pride, 50 Cent would almost certainly be willing to loan him something for a down payment.
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Reynolds Blowing Hard For His Company
The Fyre Festival may have fucked over all those people in the Bahamas, but it sure is the gift that keeps giving to us North Americans. Blow Job King, Andy King, let us know that his antics in the Fyre Festival documentary by Netflix would lead to advertising campaigns and here is the first one. Andy appears in an ad for Ryan Reynolds‘ Aviation Gin and it’s deeply inspired by Andy and is all about blowing things for your company. I am jealous. I would LOVE to be Ryan Reynold’s Blow Job King.
Woodstock 50 Has Sued A Former Main Investor For Stealing
Previously the main investor of Woodstock 50 announced that the festival was off because they didn’t think they could put on “an event worthy of the Woodstock Brand name while also ensuring the health and safety of the artists, partners and attendees.”
Well, the organizers of the festival shot down its cancellation and told people the festival was still on. TMZ says that organizers are now accuser that former main investor, Denstu, from stealing funds and sabotaging the festival. Oh bitch, what organizers are going to want to do is start collecting footage so they can create a Netflix documentary that paints them and the people involved in a good light while throwing one specific person under the bus.
The Situation Has Become Prison Friends With Fyre Festival Founder Billy McFarland
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has made some new friends during his 8 month prison stint for tax evasion. Friends like Billy McFarland, who was sentenced to six years in prison for that fraudulent mess that was the Fyre Festival, and the dude who leaked Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes.
I guess if you’re going to make prison besties, you might as well make friends with the most famous douchebags in the place. Everyone knows non-famous prison douchebags are way less fun and probably better at Scrabble than you. So kudos to The Situation for choosing wisely!