Category: Future Mistakes
Pete Davidson Might Have Gotten Kim Kardashian’s Kids’ Initials Tattooed On His Neck
Today must be like Christmas for the tattoo removal industry, for they just received notice that Pete Davidson might still be making the kinds of decisions that will one day lead him into the office of a laser specialist and say, “Can I book a 20-visit session and pay up front in cash?“. Because Pete might have added to his ever-growing tattoo collection, and this time, some people are thinking he might have inked a tribute to Kim Kardashian’s four children onto his neck.
Pete Davidson Is Erasing His Tattoos
There are so many posts on Dlisted about Pete Davidson’s tattoos. We’ve covered Pete’s tribute to Hillary Clinton. His giant unicorn. His former pet, Piggy Smallz. His portrait of Cazzie David that was covered up with a forest scene. Tattoos inspired by his ex-fiancé Ariana Grande, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and confectionery magnate Willy Wonka. And well, you can say goodbye to them. Pete recently revealed that he’s getting his long-term skin scrapbooking project lasered off.
Cardi B Took Offset Back Because She Missed Having Sex
It was just yesterday that I wrote that Cardi B had teased a collaboration that, in her words, would make people mad, and that the internet took that as a sign she recorded a song with her enemy Nicki Minaj. As it turns out, Cardi is happy to confirm a collaboration with someone from the “Motorsport” video, but not Nicki. Although it’s the kind of situation that will definitely have people feeling less than enthusiastic about her choices. After kissing her estranged husband Offset at her 28th birthday party, Cardi B says she has decided to take him back because she misses getting laid.
Aaron Carter Has Added To His Tattoo Collection
Here’s an update for those of you who didn’t think it could get any worse for Aaron Carter than getting a tattoo of Rihanna-as-Medusa on the side his face. Aaron Carter got another big, visible tattoo. But unlike that one on his face, this newest one is a whole lot more difficult to identify what it is. Well, besides “huge mistake” or “giant waste of money,” of course. Both of those are technically correct guesses, but not the answer Aaron would be looking for. Oh, and speaking of looking – if you’re looking for Aaron, try Canada. Because apparently he lives in Canada now.
Drake Got A Beatles Tattoo After Breaking One Of Their Billboard Records
There’s a couple universal stereotypes about Canadian people. There’s the one about us being too polite, the one about us constantly apologizing, and my personal favorite, the one where we refuse to take a compliment, almost to the point of aggression (“NO, you make the better butter tarts, I INSIST“). Drake has proven the last one is false.
Hunter Biden Admits He Got Married To His Second Wife One Week After They Met
Hunter Biden is probably looking at his watch and secretly wishing there was an extra hour in the day, just so he could achieve even more messiness in his personal life. Because right now, it would appear he’s fully filling each of those 24 hours.
We’ve got an update on everybody’s favorite political failson, and of course there’s enough new information to make Joe Biden shoot off an email that reads, “Damn son, you couldn’t wait until 2021 with all this?“. The New Yorker recently spoke to Hunter about his father’s campaign for President, Hunter’s allegedly shady business deals with China and the Ukraine, and how Hunter handled his brother’s death (aka not well). But of course the conversation turned to Hunter’s recent marriage and paternity drama.