Category: Fuck Bombs
Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Banning The F-Word From His TikToks
Retro fantasy fuckboy and current darling granddaddy, Henry Winkler, has mastered the art of implying “fuck you” in a very subtle way while still coming off sweet and endearing, like that time he showed up Trump by drinking a glass of water one-handed with ease, or that other time when he seemingly shaded Tom Hanks by saying Hooch was his favorite while briefly working on Turner & Hooch. If you’re an Arthur Fonzarelli fanatic who’s dreamt of watching Henry twerk it in only a leather jacket to Closer by Nine Inch Nails, then you’re out of luck, because he said that he won’t be TikTok dancing to any songs with “fuck” in them.
Open Post: Hosted By The Fight Over A Curse Word On A Tombstone
Tombstones are a fairly permanent way to memorialize someone’s life. Typically, they’ll have kind words etched into the marble. Phrases like, “Wonderful father,” “Beloved grandmother,” or “Cherished mom.” However, a headstone in Iowa decided to do away with the traditional and include a big FUCK into the dearly departed’s message. With the way things in the world have been going, my tombstone is probably going to include a string of expletives, so I support the message of this grave!
Open Post: Hosted By Senator Tom Carper’s String Of F-Bombs
And this was a different f-bomb that got that sportscaster fired.
Many people scream “fuck fuck fuck” over what’s happening to the US Postal Service, but during a hearing about the Postal Service yesterday, Senator Tom Carper blew out a string of f-bombs for a different reason. Senator Carper delivered an f-bomb party after going up against some pepaws’ greatest rival: technology.
Here’s What Joaquin Phoenix Was Trying To Say During His Golden Globes Acceptance Speech
The word “fuck” was said a whole lot during Joaquin Phoenix’s Golden Globes acceptance speech last night. And maybe some of them might have been coming from a jealous Jared Leto at home (“That should have been me, you fuck!“). But most of them came straight from Joaquin’s own mouth. Sadly, if you live in a country that clutches their pearls over naughty language on primetime network TV, like Canada or the USA, you didn’t hear any of them. So much of Joaquin’s speech were left up to interpretation. Luckily, viewers from much cooler countries heard all the fucks that Joaquin dropped, and they were able to fill in the gaps for the rest of us.
Kit Harington Has Words For Those Who Criticize “Game Of Thrones”
Don’t care for Game Of Thrones? Well, you can go fuck yourself (Michael K INCLUDED). This is coming straight from the horse’s mouth (confirmation needed, could be the other end). Kit Harington, who plays mopey orphan Jon Snow, has a message for critics who weren’t thrilled with waiting two years for the season premiere (SPOILER ALERT) just to watch Cersei give Pacey Witter an unenthusiastic pity fuck in the throne room closet. Seriously guys, if this is you, Kit says you can go fuck yourself.
Brit Bot Woke Up And Cursed A Bitch Out During Her Show Last Night
Three shocking things happened last night:
1. I fell into a red wine and cheese and peanut butter crackers-induced coma on my bed and House Hunters International was NOT playing on my TV. This hasn’t happened in months and no wonder I had sex nightmares that involved Chris Brown. House Hunters International always lulls me into a peaceful sleep.
2. Brit Brit Spears opened up her mouth and actual words produced by her voice box came out.
3. Brit Brit Spears’ mic was actually turned on during her show in Las Vegas.
Everything you thought you knew about the world was flipped, flopped and fucked sideways last night when Brit Brit spoke and everybody heard it because her mic was actually live. Both Digital Spy and TMZ says that during her Piece Of Me show at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas last night, some messy trick in the audience called her a “fat bitch.” It was probably that Utz Girl. Trick is still pissed that Brit Brit chose Chester Cheetah as her main boo. You know that Utz Girl can hold a grudge and you know how she gets when she’s drunk. Brit heard the heckler, which is also surprising, because I didn’t think she paid attention during her shows. I just thought she moved her lips, waved her arms and thought about where she’s going to make Daddy Spears take her for ice cweam afterward.
Brit Brit launched a beautiful fuck word at the hater and her mic was on so everyone heard. The mic being on was probably a mistake. That’s some Robert Durst shit and it gave us this beautiful moment:
Kudos to the person who acted fast and brought Brit Brit’s hard drive out of sleep mode by moving her wireless mouse around. Now this is the Our Lady of Cheetos I love. More of this. But she didn’t really need to say anything since she already won. That fat bitch already got that heckler’s MONAY!
Here’s Brit Brit giving you Softer Side of Sears glamour at one of the Cheetolings’ soccer game a few days ago.
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