Category: From The Department Of Random
Prince Charles Named Katy Perry An Ambassador Of British Asian Trust
Katy Perry did geisha cosplay once. She posed next to a boy in a Katy’s Fries costume for a Vogue India spread. And her soon-to-be-second husband is British (AND voices Prince Hot Ginge in Gary Janetti’s Prince George cartoon for HBO Max). So that makes her a bona fide Brit and a person of several Asian descents. Whether or not you TRUST her, I’ll leave that up to you. But besides the trust part, Katy is the perfect ambassador for the British Asian Trust since she’s British and Asian. Insert obligatory “ScarJo is livid” joke here.
Lana Del Rey Is Reportedly Dating A Reality TV Police Sergeant
Zooey Deschanel and the toolbelt-wearing Property Brother are going to want to take a seat for the time being, because they’re no longer the most random couple at the moment. Entertainment Tonight says that real-life Twin Peaks character Lana Del Rey pulled a Miranda Lambert and has hooked up with a cop.
A Desperate Farmer Chopped Up An Expensive Toy On Live TV In Protest
The world is truly a Hellscape of epic proportions. Why do I say this? Take the Ooshie craze. What the hell is an Ooshie? I still don’t really understand. It’s a small, soft toy? From a super market? And this particular one is really rare so that makes it valuable?
Anyway, these two farmers found one, and so they tried to cash in on it but that didn’t work, so then they tried to trade it for actual water to save their actual farm, and that didn’t work. So they cut that shit up on TV in live protest.
Kate Beckinsale And Pete Davidson Really Are A Thing
Three weeks after we laughed off the silly rumor that Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson were new boo things because they – GASP – left a Golden Globes party at the SAME TIME, it appears that despite no engagement ring in sight (yet), Kate and Pete are definitely a thing. Just give me a sec to process this highly important late BREAKING news!
Naomi Campbell And Liam Payne Flirted On Instagram. What Does It Mean?!
It was bad enough to feel solidly over the cusp of middle age when the teenage lads from One Direction broke up (or went on an indefinite hiatus, if you are a glass half full kind of Directioner). Then some of the boys started popping out babies and I felt down right Social Security recipient old. This morning I feel like the Cryptkeeper took a dump on my head with the news that Naomi Campbell and Liam Payne flirted. Yes, supermodel and professional phone thrower Naomi Campbell, age 48 and Liam Payne, 25 were flirting on Instagram so that 100% confirms that they are practically married already.
Today’s Definition Of Random Is Brought To You By Kathy Griffin Dragging Don Cheadle, And Him Dragging Her Back
I pretty much forgot that Kathy Griffin’s career hit the shit can when she posted a picture of her holding up a “decapitated Trump head” (aka a Michael Myers mask with the carcass of a Garfield doll taped to the top and covered with ketchup), because so much has happened between then and now, and my brain can only hold a certain amount of fuckery. But Kathy Griffin has not forgotten, and she also hasn’t forgotten those she believes didn’t stand up for her including Don Cheadle. Yesterday, Kathy shit on her “friend” Don for turning on her back then, and he let her know that the half of the “best friends forever” heart pendant she thinks he gave her must’ve come from a different Don Cheadle, because “You Got A Friend In Me” is not a song he’s ever sang to her.