Category: Frankie Muniz

“Dancing With The Stars” Has Been Injected With Some 80s Mall Soundtrack Star Power

September 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Actually, it might be a little hard to tell through that heavy Haylie Duff filter that has been applied. Here, I’ll give you a hint, courtesy of some subtle Photoshop. Take a look at it now (it might also help to channel of the smell of mall plastic and the feel of scrunch socks on your ankles).

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No, it’s not Haylie Duff with a hat (who said that?!?). It’s 80s teen pop legend and one-time perfume mogul Debbie Gibson! I really should have made it easier by replacing her dance partner with a pastel peach Sharp Boombox.

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“Malcolm In The Middle” Will Soon Be Malcolm In The Middle Of The Dance Floor

September 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Another season of Dancing With the Stars (or as it’s known in my house, “Okay, but why is the British version called Strictly Come Dancing?“) will soon be upon us. Stars and the star-adjacent are begging their agents or whoever has a phone with a couple free minutes left on it to get them a spot on the 25th season. Handsome house fixer-upper and aspiring Hallmark movie boyfriend Drew Scott was the first to confirm that he has joined the cast. Great news for anyone who has ever wanted to see a come-to-life male department store mannequin attempt to cha-cha-cha. Another cast member that has been confirmed is former Malcolm in the Middle star and sometime mess Frankie Muniz.

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