Category: Frankie Grande
Ariana Grande Made Out With A Mystery Dude At A Bar
Picture it. Northridge, 2020. An nymph, sporting a ponytail the size of an elephant’s trunk and painted an almost offensive shade of fake tanner, walks into a bar with friends. She orders herself a water, plops down in a booth, and proceeds to make out with a mystery dude.
“So what?”, you say. “Replace water with seven tequila shots, and the make out with an under the table hand job, and you’ve just described my last four Saturdays.” Well, what if I told you that the woman in the story was Ariana Grande? PIKACHU MEME FACE.
Farrah Moan Has Accused Ariana Grande Of Ripping Off The Drag Community
Ariana Grande recently filed a $10 million lawsuit against almost-bankrupt Forever 21 for allegedly stealing several looks from her video 7 Rings. Ariana claimed in the lawsuit that she had met with Forever 21 to discuss a collaboration, and when Forever 21 didn’t want to pony up enough cash, they turned around and just flat-out stole her looks anyway. Well, RuPaul’s Drag Race alumni Farrah Moan claims that Forever 21 might not be the only one guilty of stealing looks here.
Cancel Valentine’s Day: Frankie Grande Is No Longer In A Throuple
UsWeekly is saying that Frankie Grande is no longer the third wheel of that romantic throuple he had going on with married couple Daniel Sinasohn and Mike Pophis. Cancel romance forever! If these three gays can’t make love work, who can?
Frankie Grande Is In A Throuple
Because marital bliss isn’t achieved until you introduce a screaming-for-attention, “social media mogul” into your bedroom on a permanent basis. Ariana Grande’s brother Frankie Grande was at Bette Midler’s charity “Hulaween” event in NYC this past Sunday (was he catering?) with two other dudes also done up like space twinks. UsWeekly asked him about his dates and he revealed that he is currently in a “throuple” with them. Meanwhile, Bette Midler looked over and wondered why the woman from UsWeekly was talking to the help?
The MTV VMAs Was A Real Random Bag Of Fashion Looks
Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.
Who Worked It Better?
I know it’s redundant of me to even ask, because we all know that Sue Ellen Mischke from Seinfeld has, is, and forever will always work the bra-under-a-blazer look the best. But Amber Rose is coming in a very close second. We all know that Amber Rose has a habit of bringing ten tons of jaw-dropping eleganza to the MTV VMAs. Sometimes she goes straight-up stripper, other times she keeps it a little more demure. This year she went tasteful and sophisticated with just a hint of “Oh, these?”