Category: Forbes

Oscars, Who? Kevin Hart Is The Second Highest-Paid Comedian Of 2018

December 20, 2018 / Posted by:

If you think Kevin Hart is still smarting from his self-dismissal and public flogging after that Oscar hosting debacle, think again. Kevin Hart don’t give a fuck. He’s the second highest-paid comedian in the entire world, according to Forbes, and can afford to buy his own internet that’s just him and Nick Cannon sending cute GIFs back and forth. No, Kevin is not bothered in the least. He’s so rich he’s standing on an apple crate and laughing into a gilded mirror, pointing at himself like “You the man, dog!”, “no YOU the man!”. Yes, Kevin’s laughing all the way to the bank, and jumping up and down so the teller can see he’s there.

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The World’s Highest-Paid Actor Of 2018 Is…George Clooney?

August 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Forbes has followed-up their list of the highest-paid actresses in the world  (Scarlett Johansson holds the top spot) with their list of the world’s highest-paid actors. And if the year was the magical amalgam of the years in which all the Ocean’s films and Gravity were released, then Forbes’ choice for the number-one spot would make sense. Instead, it’s 2018 and the world’s highest-paid actor is George Clooney, a man who acted in nothing this year. As if that wasn’t crazy enough, George reportedly hit the top spot by earning an insane amount of money.

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Stormy Daniels Reportedly Spanked Trump With A Copy Of Forbes Magazine At His Behest

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

More details are emerging about the alleged affair between Donald J. Trump and porn star Stormy Daniels. Mother Jones has a delightful breakdown of the the road that’s led us to the frightening place we are today; having a mental image of the President of these United States getting his ass pinked by a porn star with a copy of Forbes Magazine. Yep, that’s something we all share now!

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