Category: Finally Some Good News

Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Found Guilty Of Sex Trafficking A Minor

December 29, 2021 / Posted by:

It looks like 2021 isn’t a flaming pile of shit-wrapped tonsil stones after all. First, Josh Duggar was found guilty of downloading and possessing child sexual abuse materials, and today, a jury found predatory ghoul Ghislaine Maxwell guilty of all but one charge in her sex trafficking trial. It may be December 29 but the Christmas gifts keep coming!

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FINALLY, Some Good News: Josh Duggar Found Guilty On Both Counts In His Child Pornography Trial

December 9, 2021 / Posted by:

The Duggars who still stand by the rotten pedophile potato from HELL that is Josh Duggar are probably looking up at the sky today with a confused face because all their praying to God to free him must have been lost in translation. KARK reports that a federal jury in Fayetteville, Arkansas found 33-year-old Josh Duggar guilty of downloading and possession of materials of children being sexually abused. Each count brings a maximum of 20 years in prison, which means this throbbing zit on Satan’s ass could be locked up for 40 years. Can’t wait for the awkward silences and thrown side-eyes when wannabe Arkansas senator Jim Bob Duggar starts burping up shit about “family values” during his campaign.

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R. Kelly Has Been Found Guilty Of Racketeering And Sex Trafficking

September 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, sadly for R. Kelly it looks like his lawyer declaring him as the Martin Luther King, Jr. of our time didn’t move the jury. Because the jury didn’t immediately decide he’s not guilty and use all their energy on petitioning the government to declare R. Kelly’s birthday as National R. Kelly Day. Instead, they found him guilty of all charges. So anyone who had a dream of seeing 54-year-old R. Kelly rot in prison, may see that dream come true.

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Bob Odenkirk Is Back On The Set Of “Better Call Saul”

September 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Today in totally happy/non-cynical news, Bob Odenkirk is back on the set of Better Call Saul! 58-year-old Bob’s return to work comes six weeks after he suffered a mild heart attack while shooting the show’s sixth season in New Mexico. This morning he tweeted a photo of himself getting his makeup done, and wrote,“Back to work on Better Call Saul! So happy to be here and living this specific life surrounded by such good people.” D’awwww. I don’t even watch that show and his tweet gave me heart feelings. Such is the power of a non-asshole man in Hollywood.

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Bob Odenkirk’s Son Says He’s Going To Be Okay!

July 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Store shelves everywhere were empty of prayer candles yesterday from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul fans (SAULivators?) buying them up after hearing the news that Saul himself Bob Odenkirk collapsed on set and was laid up in a hospital bed in New Mexico. Bob’s situation slid into “Shit Is Serious” territory when his Breaking Bad co-star Bryan Cranston told everyone to please put their praying hands together for Bob or send some healing thoughts his way. Well, after Bob’s fans pulled some “Better Call God” moves and furiously refreshed Twitter for an update, his son, Nate Odenkirk, delivered some good news. Bob’s going to be okay! Aaaand, exhale.

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Laverne Cox Is Replacing Giuliana Rancic As E!’s Red Carpet Host

May 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Today in “HA!”, E! has announced they’ve replaced their recently departed red carpet host Giuliana Rancic with THEE Laverne Cox. Laverne will take over beginning with the 2022 awards season, and will also host a series of celebrity interview specials. OK, let’s call it: Laverne is the next Joan Rivers/Baba Wawa. NOT the next Giuliana Rancic. Nobody should ever be the next Giuliana Rancic.

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