Well, it looks like Taylor Swift‘s invitation writing hand is sore today after furiously crossing Lady Gaga‘s name off the guest list to her annual Fourth of July / Katy Perry is a Big Fatty Meanie Party. After old texts between Kesha and Gaga were released as part of the Dr. Luke investigation shit show, Gaga is taking back what she said about Katy.
So it looks like Nicki Minaj probably won’t be slipping a holiday card into Cardi B’s mailbox with a peace offer to bury the hatchet in the new year. Nicki Minaj clearly still hates Cardi as much as Cardi hates that her shoe-throwing aim isn’t more accurate, and she proved it by giving strip club bartender sisters Jade and Baddie G some major screen time in her latest video.
If the Royal family was Mean Girls, I’d assume The Queen was Regina George, Duchess Kate was her Gretchen, Duchess Meghan was her Cady, and Camilla was the girl who saw The Queen wearing army pants and flip flops, so she went out and bought army pants and flip flops. But according to The Telegraph, (via The Daily Beast), it sounds like Duchess Kate is actually the Gretchen to Duchess Meghan’s Regina.
Looks like we got the budget version of Cardi B and Nicki Minaj’s shoe-throwing fight at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons party. This one is about former rapper Iggy Azalea and the reason I curse Dr. Phil’s name, the Cash Me Ousside girl (aka Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli).
According to multiple sources, Donald Trump’s favorite daughter and his third wife aren’t getting along. It’s the battle of Complicit Barbie vs The Be Best Brunette, aka Ivanka Trump vs. Melania Trump. And their drama apparently stems from who was going to get to take a trip to Africa first.
Nicki Minaj announced on Twitter this week that she’s choosing to focus on “positive things” and therefore is taking a break from dragging her arch nemesis Cardi B. Cardi agreed to such terms. Sadly, Nicki Minaj’s peacetime efforts were thwarted by her own inherent desire to poke the closest hornet’s nest. Now she’s engaged in battle with mall cobbler Steve Madden. In case you need a gauge for how messy this is, let’s just say: 50 Cent is also involved.