Over the weekend, Kim Cattrall took a metaphorical flame thrower to any possible future working relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker by accusing her of fake condolences for her late brother Christopher Cattrall. But Kim doesn’t appear to hate everything about SATC. Sorry SJP, it’s just you.
After Kim announced that her brother was found dead after going missing, UsWeekly says that Cynthia Nixon reached out to Kim on Instagram with her thoughts and condolences. Cynthia wrote: “Hey Kim, such awful news. So sorry to hear. Sending you love. XO.” Cynthia might have also reached out to Kim via phone, because Kim replied:
“Cynthia, hearing your voice meant so much to me. Thank you for reaching out. Love Kim.”
If Kim still likes Cynthia, then I suppose SATC fans could hold out hope that Kim would be okay with a third Sex and the City movie. Just as long as Samantha’s scenes are shot solely at two-person brunches with Miranda. I’m for it! Who wouldn’t want to see Miranda’s extremely disgusted face after Samantha tells a story about getting electrocuted by her robotic sex doll?
The Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall feud is getting more and more ridiculous by the day. It was fun when Joan Crawford and Bette Davis did it because they were such icons and each of them knew how to bring the drama in fun and subtle ways. Kim and SJP’s feud is just the sad Jr. High School equivalent.
After Kim’s recent “you’re nothing to me you fake ass bitch” scorcher directed at SJP for offering her condolences on the death of her brother, SJP has wisely swallowed her tongue. For now. But Hollywood Life says the beaver has seen its shadow and we’ll likely have six more weeks of squabbling. They have an exclusive via an anonymous source who says SJP’s planning to “clap back” at Kim for making her sound like a real see you next Tuesday.
Kathy Griffin is a goddamned tea-tease! Since her scorched earth campaign against, well, everybody started there was a promise of real hot tea spillage. Sadly instead of gallons of piping hot ooglong gushing out, her flood gates have produced barely a trickle of lukewarm Lipton. And not even a dollop of clotted cream in sight! After Andy Cohen pulled a Mimi on her she let loose with a 17 minute bitch sesh directed at those who turned on her, like Andy. But Kathy didn’t reveal much except that Andy is a backstabbing asshole, has always wanted to be her and enjoys olde-timey stimulants.
Today Kathy #tooktotwitter, calling herself “The Mayor of Zero Fucksville” (I’ve been there, the roads are terrible and the people are rude as hell), and posted a letter she had received from a fan detailing a brief encounter he had with with Andy back in college.
This is just what I want on a Friday after a long week; to be magically whisked back to the T-Mobile Sidekicks-and-low-rise lace-up crotch jeans years of the early 2000s. The pilot of our journey will be Pink, who told a story about Christina Aguilera coming at her in a club.
Marilyn Manson has been going through it with his relationship with Justin Bieber. First Marilyn Manson tore up the Tiger Beat spread of Justin Bieber on his wall after they fought over a MM t-shirt Justin wore. Then Marilyn carefully taped the Tiger Beat spread back together and put it back on his wall after Justin texted him to say sorry for the t-shirt. Well, just when you thought that their stupid tiff was dead and buried, MM has once again taken the Tiger Beat spread down and burned it in a tiny pentagram he drew on his bathroom floor with lipstick. In a recent interview, MM let it be known that he hates Justin again.
Last week we learned that plans for that third Sex and the City film had been dumped, because Kim Cattrall wanted nothing to do with it, thus breaking the hearts of Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis. The Daily Mail says that Kim Cattrall recently talked about the SATC 3 drama during an interview with Piers Morgan for ITV’s Life Stories. And it sounds like Sarah and Kim won’t be sipping cosmos together any time soon.