Category: Festivals
A YouTuber Family Threw A “Disneyland Meets Coachella” Festival And It Was Nothing Of The Sort
The ACE Family is a YouTuber family with 18.8 million followers huge. People love them apparently. And so because of this, the Ace Family decided to make even more money by throwing a festival in Lancaster, CA, which they called “Disneyland meets Coachella.” As you can assume, it was not those things which are both immensely high budget, deeply planned activities. Instead, it was a standard low-tier strip-mall parking lot fair with rickety-looking rides and merch leftover from the Holidays. But honestly, I don’t know how you can trust someone with a hairline like this man to do anything more than that. It’s shaved down and then it flows upward? You trust a guy like this, you get what you pay for!
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Band Brass Against Apologizing For Their Frontwoman’s Golden Shower Show
One rock singer took the “Go piss girl,” meme WAY too far. The band, Brass Against–who is a cover band that uses brass instruments–had to apologize after their lead singer, Sophia Urista, popped a squat on-stage and took a frothy piss all over a concert-goer’s eager face. More like Sophia URINE-ista, amiright?! WARNING: Golden showers ahead.
Coronavirus Couldn’t Take Down Bonnaroo 2021 But Hurricane Ida Sure Did
Bonnaroo was supposed to start tomorrow, September 2, in Manchester, Tennessee, but it’s now been BONNARUINED. And it’s not because of COVID-19, even though The Tennessee Department of Health reported a rise in Coronavirus cases and hospitalizations. Enter: Hurricane Ida. Organizers have canceled Bonnaroo at the last minute due to flooding and heavy rains from Hurricane Ida, which is now Tropical Storm Ida. Honestly, I’m shocked that they didn’t just go on with the show and give festival-goers sponsored floaties.
Doctors Are Worried There Will Be A Spike In COVID-19 Cases Thanks Lollapalooza
While some music festivals were canceled this year because hey, it’s still a fucking pandemic, Lollapalooza did not give a single shit and began its four-day festival on July 29. Is that the Andromeda galaxy or a picture of Lollapalooza? JK, we know we’re all gonna die. NBC Chicago says that infectious disease experts are warning there could be an increase in Coronavirus cases because of it.
Burning Man 2020 Is Cancelled––But Will Go Virtual!
First, they came for Coachella, now the coronavirus has put a stop to the sweaty, dosed-up messes in stripper steampunk eleganza who flock to Burning Man. If this bitch tries to end August’s Gathering of the Juggalos, America may never recover from the loss of its cultural cache (though something tells me, no matter what happens, Juggalos are showing up).
Here’s The Full Coachella 2018 Line-Up
I hope you cleaned up in your office Coachella line-up pool. Whoever had their money on The Death Of Rock and Roll (the concept, not the band) is buying lunch all week! As anticipated, the headliners for the three day event are The Weeknd, Beyoncé and Eminem. For the first time ever, no Rock and Roll acts are headlining. Sorry Bono, I guess all those girly rockers just aren’t butch enough to make the cut.