Category: Felicity Huffman

Felicity Huffman And William H. Macy’s Daughter Sophia Was Accepted To College With Her Own SAT Scores

April 28, 2020 / Posted by:

According to Page Six, Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy now have two daughters who have been accepted to college on their own merits. This news has got to be bittersweet for Felicity. On the one hand, she feels the pride of knowing her daughter got into college all on her own. On the other hand, it turns out her daughter really could get into college all on her own. 11 days in a prison-issued jumpsuit, and for what?!?

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Hot Pockets Heiress, Michelle Janavs, Was Sentenced To 5 Months In Prison In College Admissions Scandal

February 26, 2020 / Posted by:

NBC News says that another affluent person has been sentenced in the College Admissions Scandal. It’s been almost a year since we all learned the shocking news that rich privileged assholes use their wealth to shamelessly get ahead in life, like illegally paying their children’s way into university. Since then, Felicity Huffman pleaded guilty and did 11 days of a 14 day sentence in prison, and Lori Loughlin has been spiralling as more and more charges keep getting lobbed against her and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli. Well, another rich person has bit the dust, and been sentenced to five months in jail. Hot Pockets heiress, Michelle Janavs, is going to prison for 5 months, and now that I’ve mentioned Hot Pockets, that jingle will be imprisoned in your brain for at least 5 months.

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Felicity Huffman’s Youngest Daughter Got Into Vassar College Sans College Bribery

December 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Felicity Huffman  pleaded guilty to spending $15,000 to fix her daughter Sophia Macy’s SAT scores. She was rewarded with admitting she was an over-privileged rich asshole by getting hit with a mere 14-day prison sentence . She only served 11 days in the clink. And her daughter Sophia, who reportedly did not know her mom pulled schemes to get her into a good college, is allowed to retake the SATs. So once Felicity clears up her community service, she will be rid of the scandal for good. And even more good news: her other daughter just got into college and Felicity didn’t have to fake no scores! Lori Loughlin is quaking at this turnout!

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Felicity Huffman Is Already Out Of Prison After Only 11 Days

October 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Felicity Huffman was scheduled to be out this weekend from her 14-day prison sentence for her involvement in the college admissions scandal. Felicity was one of the super rich people faking their children’s credentials through varying means of wealthy-trickery (AKA fraud/bribery) and pleaded guilty to charges brought against her for faking her daughters SAT scores. This earned her a cute lil trip to FCI Dublin in Northern California which actually turned out to be even lil’er than initially planned. Hopefully, Felicity heard Martha Stewart’s advice and upped the prison glamour before doing the slap on the wrist sashay out of the clink!

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Martha Stewart Offered Felicity Huffman Some Fashion Advice, Ex-Con To Con

October 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Martha Stewart really is the type of gangster who would greet you with an artistically arranged autumnal bouquet she harvested from her own orchard in one hand, and a shank made from a filed down late Victorian pewter fish knife in the other. Martha and the recently incarcerated Felicity Huffman have more in common than having slept more than one night on sub 800 thread count sheets while doing time. Both also have impressive cardigan collections, and were probably raised to never leave the house looking a hot mess. Well, Martha thinks Felicity needs to remember her upbringing and extend that directive to never leaving the Big House looking a mess either.

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