Category: Fast And The Furious

Miranda Lambert Got Surprise Married To Her NYPD Boyfriend Of A Few Months

February 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Well I’ll be a corn shucker’s silver dollar pancake! Last week boot scootin’ salad tosser Miranda Lambert went and surprised us all (not really) by throwing some lettuce on a stranger in a steak restaurant. Not that Miranda needs an excuse to toss a salad in public whenever she feels like it, but now we know the real reason why she did it! Miranda was just releasing some pre-wedding jitters. That’s right, Miranda has gone and surprised us all again (not really) by getting secret married to her new boyfriend of a few minutes.

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The Trailer For “The Fast & Furious” Spinoff Is Out

February 1, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m not sure why they call this a spinoff when it looks, literally, like ALL of the other damn Fast and Furious movies. Perhaps making it a spinoff takes the pressure away from having to remember exactly which number they’re in with the franchise (I think this one would be called The Fast & Furious 1,000 or something like that.) Whatever, there’s a new one coming out this summer called Hobbs & Shaw starring human statue Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jason Statham, and Idris Elba as a ghost.

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The Rock Did Not Shoot Scenes With Vin Diesel For “The Fate Of The Furious” 

April 5, 2018 / Posted by:

One of my favorite feuds of the modern era is the beef between teriyaki glazed Hawaiian meatball Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and spicy Sicilian meatball Vin Diesel. It started with a shady whisper of “candy-ass” on Instagram and escalated to a showdown in The Rock’s trailer on the set of The Fate of The Furious. In an interview with Rolling Stone, The Rock confirmed what many had suspected, that he and Vin didn’t actually shoot any scenes together for F8 due to their differing philosophies on candy (The Rock prefers gummy worms, Vin likes a jaw breakers) and asses (bubble and pancake respectively).

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Michelle Rodriguez Threatens To Quit The Next “Fast And The Furious” Unless They Do Better For Women

June 28, 2017 / Posted by:

The eighth Fast and the Furious movie was released on Amazon Video and iTunes yesterday, and Michelle Rodriguez celebrated the release by threatening to quit the franchise over social media. The drama never stops with this franchise. First we endure months of (maybe fake) back and forth scratching from The Rock and Vin Diesel. Now we’re getting a possible fight between Letty and the producers. What’s next? The cars of FatF starting beef with the cars from Pixar’s Cars?

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