Category: Farrah Abraham
Farrah Abraham Posted A Video Of Her Getting Butt Injections In Front Of Her Daughter
26-year-old Farrah Abraham is a doting mother who obviously just wants to teach 9-year-old daughter Sophia about important things. Important things like how to turn something that should be private into grist for a social media post. Hence Sophia having to record mommy getting her ass cheeks stuck full of filler. It’s Farrah’s “booty secret for summer!” Um, nothing about Farah’s booty has been secretive for a loooonnnggg time.
Farrah Abraham Dropped Her Lawsuit Against Viacom
The hallways of the offices of Viacom’s legal team must be filled with champagne and clogged phone lines from everyone calling their pharmacist to cancel the bulk order of Percocet. Because Farrah Abraham has dropped her $5 million lawsuit against the company and the makers of Teen Mom. Continue reading
Farrah Abraham Is Suing Viacom For Porn Shaming Her
Is she sure they weren’t just shaming her for being Farrah Abraham, a shameful person who just so happens to have also done porn? I’m sure a judge will get to the bottom of that. What we know right now is that former Teen Mom cast member and current I-guess-you-could-call-her-a-mother Farrah Abraham has filed a lawsuit against Viacom, the parent company of MTV, for wrongful termination.
MTV VMA’s Fashion: Everybody Please Report For Detention
There was so much fashion fuckery at the MTV VMAs last night, I barely know where to begin! If the Teen Choice Awards are the Middle School dance of awards shows, then the VMA’s are the Junior Prom at an alternative performing arts magnet school. Since it’s high school, I’ll be announcing the winners and losers in several categories. The first category is Most Obvious Genitalia, and that award goes to none other than Nicki Minaj.
Another Teen Mom Might Be Doing Porn
A million years ago (in the 90’s, to be more specific), I knew a lot of teen moms growing up and none of them got paid to be on their own damn TV show. Honestly, the only checks they received came from WIC. That all changed in 2009 when MTV’s reality series Teen Mom introduced a bunch of girls with babies into our lives.
Fast forward to 2017 where one of the moms, Amber Portwood, may be following in fellow Teen Mom alum (and Dlisted patron saint of bad decision making) Farrah Abraham into the lovely world of having protein slurpees chucked into her face (AKA porn).
Backdoor Farrah Looked Like An Embarrassing And Desperate Mess At The MTV Movie & TV Awards
But in Backdoor Farrah’s defense, she’d look like an embarrassing and desperate mess even if she didn’t show up to the MTV Movie & TV Awards in a costume found in the section marked “For Trashy Attention Whores Who Want Quick Attention” at the Haus of Cultural Appropriation.