Category: Ezra Miller

Playboy Finally Delivers Some Nipple Hardening And Loin Quivering Hotness

November 16, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been a good week for the majority shareholders in the companies who make Preparation H and Vagisil, because b-holes have been howling themselves raw and coochie holes have been slobbering themselves bone dry over Extra Miller serving bust-a-nut-inducing looks like his Queen Of The Gothic Trash Bags look, his Electrocuted Swan Lake look, and his Uniqlo assistant manager on E look (above). Get ready to throw an entire warehouse of Prep H and/or Vagisil at your fuck parts, because Extra Ezra has once again struck genitals with his sexiness. This time he had help from Playboy. I know, Playboy actually delivering some fap material? 2018 really is like an acid trip in the Upside Down.

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Ezra Miller Says “Fantastic Beasts 2” Makes It Crystal Clear That Dumbledore Is G-A-Y

October 18, 2018 / Posted by:

J.K. Rowling previously informed the world that Dumbledore from Harry Potter is gay, and we should have known from the time he asked Snape to have all the third years whip up a batch of Back Door Lube in Potions class. OK, fine, that didn’t actually happen, but someone should really use that to write a fan fiction. Before any sticks in the mud could say, “Merlin’s beard, I’m ANGRY!” there was talk that the upcoming Fantastic Beasts sequel would simply allude to Dumbledore being into the D. The trailer later confirmed thisEzra Miller, who plays Credence Barebone (teehee), says that ain’t true, and the movie makes it VERY evident Dumbledore spent many a-night at the Eagle in Diagon Alley.

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Open Post: Hosted By Ezra Miller As Toadette At Comic-Con

July 22, 2018 / Posted by:

You’re at San Diego Comic-Con and you want to accomplish two goals. You want to upstage the rest of the busted 2 million cosplayers attending, AND you want to spice up a super-boring panel discussion about an upcoming film. You must be openly queer actor Ezra Miller, ‘cuz he showed up as Toadette from the Super Mario Bros. universe and bodies were dropping left and right over the hat alone.

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They’re Only Making Super-Hero Movies Now, Part 1: DC At Comic-Con

July 23, 2017 / Posted by:

I’ll give em’ one thing, that’s a rad poster. San Diego Comic-Con happened. It should actually be called “San Diego Blockbuster Movie Tentpole Franchise Preview-Con” because it looks like actual comic books gave movie studios a whole bunch of material to work with and then left the building awhile ago. Do they even HAVE actual comics at SDCC? DC announced a whole mess of superhero movies coming down the pike (via Digital Spy). We’re talking YEARS of super-hero movies. And yet, still no Wonder Twins flick. For shame! Here’s the round-up. (For those of you who don’t care, I’m sure we’ll eventually have a non-geek post soon.) Continue reading

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