Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps Is Back In Rehab

You can normally time a Real Housewives Of New York City dinner party or reunion by the moments when every Duane Reade in Manhattan is out of Xanax. It’s that time of the year when all those shrieking banshees jockey to sit closest to Andy Cohen  on the reunion couch and pick apart the healed scab of friendship just to hash out arguments that were settled over a year ago. This season has been kind of a snooze with the exception of Ex-Countless LuAnn de Lesseps really doing the franchise a favor by terrorizing the South Florida police AND dipping her toes in the cabaret singing circuit. Alas, because she’s focusing on her well-being (and avoiding questions about her own children are suing her ass), she checked herself into rehab again and will not be at the reunion.  Continue reading

Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps Is Maybe Dating Her Married Agent 

I guess my copy of Class With The Countess is missing the chapter saying it’s okay to bump uparts with a dude before his divorce is finalized. Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has bounced from Count Chocula (isn’t that how she got her title?) to a series of fellas, including one she was married to for just enough time to give her a central plotline on this season’s Real Housewives Of New York City. Now she’s rubbing up on a new fella, but – shocking – he isn’t exactly done with his marriage. Continue reading

Not-A-Countess Luann Was A San Francisco Pride Diva

The good folks of San Francisco turned out in droves this weekend to take part in Pride celebrations, but they got more than the rainbows and faint whiff of poppers than what they bargained for. Instead, the Real Felon Of New York City, Luann de Lesseps, tried to take over the day and turn it into a giant cabaret on wheels. For some reason, the gays of San Francisco didn’t appreciate her art! Continue reading

Ex-Countess Luann’s Arrest Video Dropped

Back in December, a drunken Countless Luann de Lesseps wound up in the wrong Palm Beach, FL hotel room and then assaulted the fuzz when they came to send her on her way. We’ve heard all about her mea culpa, but the gods gifted us with her arrest video today. Gird your loins…this is better than finding out who shot J.R. Continue reading

Luann de Lesseps Claims Russell Simmons Groped Her In An Elevator

The Ex-Countess and possible future ex-con Luann De Lesseps is spending whatever free time she has left giving interviews and relating tales from her super chic life. Here are two free pieces of advice I gleaned from Luann in a recent interview with The Daily Beast: Dusty pink jeans are perfect for spring and don’t get into an elevator with Russell Simmons.

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Luann de Lesseps Is Sorry For Her Awful Diana Ross Costume 

The tenth (!) season of Real Housewives of New York City premiered Wednesday, and it didn’t take long for trouble to brew…and we haven’t even gotten to the episode where Lu throws punches in Palm Beach! Instead, she just showed up to a Halloween party dressed in an awful Marge Simpson-on-roids wig and darker shade of bronzer than usual. Lu claimed she was dressed as Diana Ross.
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