The Ex-Countess and possible future ex-con Luann De Lesseps is spending whatever free time she has left giving interviews and relating tales from her super chic life. Here are two free pieces of advice I gleaned from Luann in a recent interview with The Daily Beast: Dusty pink jeans are perfect for spring and don’t get into an elevator with Russell Simmons.
The tenth (!) season of Real Housewives of New York City premiered Wednesday, and it didn’t take long for trouble to brew…and we haven’t even gotten to the episode where Lu throws punches in Palm Beach! Instead, she just showed up to a Halloween party dressed in an awful Marge Simpson-on-roids wig and darker shade of bronzer than usual. Lu claimed she was dressed as Diana Ross.
Apparently, if you spend enough time away from Pimp Mama Kris, you lose that fame whore hex! Jennifer Lawrence was on Watch What Happens Live last night, but her choice of a dinner date was not. JLaw goes gaga over Scott Disick…alas, he does not feel the same way for Jennifer. Continue reading
While none of the Real Housewives franchises are necessarily filled with the girls you’d wanna bring home to mom, it’s always seemed like the Atlanta gals were the biggest (and most entertaining) messes of the bunch. LuAnn de Lesseps must have heard that and said “Hold my beer” to one of Sonja Morgan’s unpaid interns because she felonied her way to Housewives infamy in December. Now she’s doing the dumbest thing for her criminal record but the smartest for Bravo job security by rejecting a plea deal. Continue reading
Class With The Countess could be revised to Clink With The Countess! Luann de Lesseps, titleless and twice-divorced, has been known more for her “Don’t be uncool” drunken antics as of late, but her latest run-in with the law could have her using the same line on a parole officer. Continue reading
Page Six has more messy details on Ex-Countless Luanne De Lesseps’ messy Palm Beach arrest, and there’s a chance that the Colony hotel in PB will soon get a one-star rating that reads: “If I could give zero stars I would, because I found a drunk horny Housewife in my bed.” Page Six claims that Luann was found in bed with a man in the wrong hotel room. Continue reading