Jillian Michaels Denies That She Used To Spit On People At Restaurants

Jillian Michaels may have a rep as a proud, unapologetic, fat-shaming asshole, but she’s spitting back (heh) at Page Six’s story that she used to spit on people at restaurants. The drama started when Jillian’s ex from the nineties, fitness trainer Jackie Warner, went on the Hot Takes & Deep Dives with Jess Rothschild podcast to reminisce about Jillian’s anger issues. Jackie claims Jillian used to get thrown out of nice restaurants for screaming, cursing, and spitting on people. Spitting? That’s about as gross and disrespectful as you can get. See: Bob Ewell vs. Atticus Finch.

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David Foster Got Shit For Praising Katharine McPhee’s Post-Baby Body

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hope everyone’s properly digested their holiday meals, cuz this is the type of story that triggers real-life puke-face emoji! Last year, 72-year-old David Foster implanted his geriatric seed into fifth wife Katharine McPhee, 37, who gave birth to a son, Rennie David Foster, in February 2021. Cut to this week, when David posted a picture of Katharine in a bikini on Instagram. His caption? “what baby!” Translation: “Look at how fit my fifth wife is! Check out her flat stomach! Can you believe she gave birth earlier this year?” Sigh. I hope his $150 million net worth is worth it, Kat.

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Open Post: Hosted By Diddy’s Claim That His Hustle Was Inspired By Waking Up With 15 Cockroaches On His Face

Yesterday Diddy took to Instagram to inspire and motivate the masses. He posted a video of himself eating mango beside a pool beside an ocean. Diddy tells his 18 million followers that they too could be “eating mango with the ocean as your backdrop,” they just need to “hustle hard” and want it bad enough. But it’s the caption that piqued the Internet’s interest: Diddy writes that his drive to succeed was inspired by the time he woke up with 15 cockroaches on his face. This was Diddy’s Scarlett O’Hara “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!” moment. He writes, “At that moment I said hell no, I refuse to live like this. Work hard, believe in your crazy dreams…AND NEVER SETTLE!” Ya hear that? Never ever settle for less! If you’re waking up with 15 cockroaches on your face, hustle that bustle until one day you’re waking up with 150 cockroaches on your face. Believe in your crazy dreams!

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The Internet Thinks Amber Rose Might Possibly Be Dating A 17-Year-Old

According to HotNewHipHop, 34-year-old Amber Rose was in Miami this weekend for the Rolling Loud festival, and was spotted twice in the same vicinity as 17-year-old rapper Lil Pump. You may know Lil Pump as the rapper who sort of looks like a chenille cleaning mop, or the teen responsible for that annoying “Gucci Gang” song. A song I firmly hold as the sub-par original of the far superior parody song “Tucci Gang.”

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Okay, Calm Down You Two…

Last night at the Los Angeles premiere of Mortdecai, 62-year-old sexy Cialis pill Jeff Goldblum and his 31-year-old knocked-up gymnast wife Emilie Livingston decided to give everyone in attendance an eyeful of what it looks like when an old-ass dude who can still get it gets the instant horn-horns for the girl who portions out his Lipitor into his plastic 7-day pill organizer by sucking each other’s faces on the red carpet. Normally I’m all for two horny sluts going at it in public, but watching Jeff mouth-hump on Emilie is 8 shades of NO. This looks like a daddy bird feeding a baby bird, or a Werther’s Original ad gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Thankfully, an even-messier someone was able to yank our eyes away from that mess, and that someone was Gwyneth Paltrow flashing half an organic free-range cashmere-basted boob:

Mothers, lock up your billionaire investment banker sons – Sexy Single Mommy Goopy is on the prowl! And maybe it’s because I’m a little high from the 3 bowls of French Toast Crunch I ate this morning, but those freckles of Goopy’s boopy sort of look like a happy little face, right? I can practically hear it offering me a cold glass of sparkling hand-pressed Madagascar lime leaf essence.

Here’s more of Jeff Goldblum acting like the definition of a late-in-life midlife crisis, Goopy serving up some “Mommy’s still sexy, right? RIGHT???” realness, as well as human guitar pick Johnny Depp, panty-dropping Scottish DILF Ewan McGregor, and jacked Crank Yankers puppet Tracy Anderson:

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com