Category: Eva Longoria
Eric Braeden Of “Young And The Restless” Calls Out Eva Longoria For Allegedly Mocking Her Soap Opera Past
Not that we needed a reminder, but people who work on soap operas are dramatic. And that’s an occupational trait that serves most of the actors on and offscreen, as was exhibited by beloved soap opera actor Eric Braeden who’s primarily known as the dastardly handsome bastard Victor Newman on The Young and the Restless, and he is very proud of the work he’s done. So when Eva Longoria made a comment about her acting past, particularly her time on Y&R, her words sent Eric into a rage so bad you can literally hear the Y&R theme music playing as you read his scathing tweets basically calling Eva one of the worse actresses to ever step foot on their soundstage.
Here Are Some Of The Looks From The Dueling Carpets From Last Night’s Oscar Celebrations
Two carpets, both alike in dignity
(In fair Hollywood, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil shoes make civil rugs unclean.
It’s crazy how those words by William Shakespeare are still as true today as they were in 1996 when we finally understood them thanks to Baz Luhrmann‘s Romeo + Juliet. And this morning, as the sun rose over the detritus of last night’s Oscars celebrations, one carpet emerged victorious and unblemished by the unsightly stains of blood and mud and whatever it was that Fine Ass Jonathan Majors had in his tiny silver sipping cup. For reasons we may only understand after Baz makes a movie about it, after weeks of torrential rain, the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences decided this was the year to break with a 64-year tradition and pull the Red Carpet out from under our feet in exchange for a Champagne Industrial Rug. For revenge, Florence Pugh could barely be bothered to dress for the big event so she just brushed her ponytail to the front and grabbed a beige duvet cover out of the dirty laundry for the Oscars, saving her pink comforter for the Blue Carpet at the Vanity Fair after party.
Jamie Foxx Blames The State Of Comedy For Why We Might Not Ever See His 2016 Film “All-Star Weekend” In Which Robert Downey Jr. Plays A Mexican Man
As Variety reports, Jamie Foxx says his 2016 directorial feature debut, All-Star Weekend, a comedy starring Foxx and Jeremy Piven as “two best friends who win tickets to the annual NBA event” whose road trip to LA is “upended by a handful of wacky characters,” might never be released due to the “current state of comedy.” Jamie apparently doesn’t think we can handle a wacky character like “Mexican Stranger,” played by Robert Downey Jr. Alas, it seems the so-called woke mob has struck again. First, they came for The Alamo, but I was not a history major and am unclear on how exactly that played out— so I said nothing. Then they came for Señor Frog’s Cinco de Mayo $2 margarita special, but I did not have one near me— so I said nothing. Then they came for my Mexican pizza and I said, OH HEEEEELL NO!— And they brought it back. So obviously the point here is that if Jamie wants All-Star-Weekend to ever see the light of day, he needs to recast “Mexican Stranger” with Doja Cat and do some reshoots.
The Guy Who Claims To Have Invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Probably Didn’t
Turns out, the origin story of the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto we were taught as children was a lie. Then again, so was the origin story of America so this saga is actually a truer characterization of our nation than anything being taught in schools. Eater reports on a Los Angeles Times expose which discredits Richard Montañez’s claims that he invented the Flamin’ Hot flavor while working as a janitor in the Frito-Lay plant like some Good Will Dusting Cheeto savant. Richard has parlayed his rags-to-riches story into a career as a motivational speaker, author, and muse to Eva Longoria who is producing and directing his story for the big screen. While Richard maintains he invented the flavor in his own kitchen, Frito-Lay says that they were actually already testing Flaimin’ Hots when Richard pitched his concoction. It’s time for us as Americans to dig deep and ponder — What will you tell your grandchildren about the Flamin’ Hot Wars of 2021?
Eva Longoria Apologized For Saying Latina Women Were “The Real Heroines” Of The Election
Now that the election is finally over and Donald Trump has been defeated, it’s time for us to turn our energy towards an ever greater threat to the fabric of this nation— Eva Longoria. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the former Desperate Housewives star, and apparently, political commentator, has drawn ire after claiming that yes, Black women played an important role in this election, BUT… “Latina women were the real heroines here.” I’m sure this isn’t the first time, or the last, that a big juicy but has gotten Eva in trouble.
Felicity Huffman’s Former “Desperate Housewives” Co-Star Ricardo Chavira Calls Her Sentence “White Privilege”
Ricardo Chavira, the man who played Eva Longoria’s TV husband on Desperate Housewives, had some thoughts about Felicity Huffman getting a slap on the wrist for her involvement in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. He was pissed. Unlike Eva, who went out of her way to write a fawning letter to the judge on Felicity’s case detailing what a wonderful person she is, Ricardo doesn’t seem to think Felicity’s a wonderful person AT. ALL.