Category: Eva Amurri
Eva Amurri And Her Estranged Husband Welcomed Their Third Child
Eva Amurri, Susan Sarandon’s daughter and nepotism actress turned mommy influencer, announced in November that she and her husband of 8 years, Kyle Martino, have split up, and she made that announcement as her and Kyle’s third baby grew in her body. Being the professional over-sharer that she is, Eva let us know earlier this month that her baby, a son, was coming any day now, and when he finally knocks knocks knocks on her coochie to let her know he wants out, her estranged husband will not be allowed in the birthin’ room. Well, Eva gave birth last week. I know, I’m surprised that baby didn’t stay quarantined up in his mom’s womb over coronavirus, and also want to wait to come out until after the election is over since his newborn ears are too delicate to deal with Grandma Susan rage-screaming over Bernie Sanders losing primaries. Baby is brave.
Eva Amurri Isn’t Letting Her Ex In The Delivery Room When She Gives Birth To Their Son
Eva Amurri Martino Has Split From Her Husband While Pregnant With Their Third Kid
It’s a good thing Debra Messing is busy at the moment feuding with Megan Mullally, because her regular Twitter sparring partner Susan Sarandon will most likely be tied up for a bit while helping her 34-year-old daughter Eva Amurri Martino deal with two kids, a pregnancy, and divorce papers.
Eva Amurri Wrote About How Her Night Nanny Dropped Her Baby
A few months ago, Susan Sarandon’s actress/mommy blogging daughter Eva Amurri spit out a looong post on her blog about how she had to pink slip a nanny for allegedly trying to turn her husband into the next Ben Affleck by fucking him. Eva had another dramatic nanny tale to tell, only this time, the nanny wasn’t trying to get on her husband’s dick. Eva’s night nanny allegedly fell asleep on the job and dropped her three-month-old baby on his head. So now Eva’s probably going to run out and buy a helmet for her baby’s head and a locked helmet for husband’s crotch.
Eva Amurri Had To Fire Her Nanny Because She Was Trying To Bang Her Husband
And now for some dirty nanny drama courtesy of Susan Sarandon’s daughter. Eva Amurri and her husband Kyle Martino (seen above in the traditional “Nanny? What nanny?” stance) recently found themselves in an awkward situation with their nanny. And for the first time in recent Hollywood history, it doesn’t end with Eva whipping divorce papers at Kyle after catching him humping on Nanny McPhee in the guest house.