Category: Erykah Badu

Open Post: Hosted By Erykah Badu Looking Like A Craft Project Gone Right!

November 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Only Erykah Badu could take the corpses of three dead poodles, the Jolly Green Giant’s cotton ball, a pimp’s winter coat, one of Prince’s old blouses, a lighting fixture from West Elm and one of her signature dildo hats (in a virginal shade of white), and turn it into a magnificent look that’d make Pope Francis say, “That bitch! I was going to wear that same look to Christmas Eve service this year!

Erykah Badu once again hosted BET’s Soul Train Awards in Las Vegas last night, and she commanded that carpet while wearing some Liberace on bath salts glamour. Erykah accessorized her cloud goddess from another planet look with the most elegant drool stream I’ve ever seen, and with painted fingers that make her look like she mutilated a snow man to make this outfit and also fingered C-3PO’s sloppy butt. And that stunning hat cage just isn’t for looks. It’s to protect her white uncut short dick hat. Erykah knows that there’s a lot of hard-up desperate hos in Las Vegas who would try to snatch it from her, because who wouldn’t want a white uncut short dick hat?

Here’s more of Erykah Badu in all her Baduizm, including pics of her wearing Carmen Sandiego’s red hat, if Carmen Sandiego went across the border and did a ton of non-FDA approved HGH (hat growth hormones).

Pics: Wenn.com

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Erykah Badu Shit On Iggy Azalea During The Soul Train Awards

November 30, 2015 / Posted by:

At the beginning of the Soul Train Awards, which happened earlier this month and aired last night, Erykah Badu answered these two questions:

1. Does Iggy Azalea still exist?

2. Does everybody still hate Iggy Azalea?

While wearing her signature short uncut dick hat and dressed up like a high priestess bag lady farmer, Erykah Badu reminded everyone that Iggy Azalea is still a thing that exists and hating on her is still the world’s favorite sport. Erykah has a new cellphone-themed mixtape out and to promote that shit, she did a bit during her opening monologue at the Soul Train Awards where she talked to famous types on her phone. The scent of microwaved plastic immediately filled the nostrils of hos in the audience after Erykah burned Iggy with this:

“Tonight we are only honoring soul and R&B music. There will be no hip hop awards given out. Only three tattoos per arm are permitted. There will be no red cups and no gold chains – [phone rings] Is that my phone? Hang on one second. I’m sorry, y’all. Ah, yes. Who is this? Iggy Azalea! Oh, hey. No, no, no, no, you can come because what you’re doing is DEFINITELY not rap.”

And if just reading the words doesn’t take you up, up and away, the video will:

At this point, hating on Iggy Azalea is like taking a sloppy shit on top of the mutilated corpse of a dead horse that’s been ran over by a train several times, but since it’s one of the only things that brings us together as a people, I say: Hate on, Erykah! Hate on!

Pics: Wenn.com

ICYMI: Erykah Badu Tried To Kiss A Reporter On Live TV While Wearing An Uncut Peen Hat

June 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Mario Diaz of PIX 11 was reporting from Midtown in Manhattan about Shia LaBeouf’s arrest and it would’ve been a perfect moment if Shia appeared and tried to take Mario down with his old timey cartoon boxing moves while wearing his hot corduroy leggings. But the next best thing happen. A wild-eyed, happy-faced Erykah Badu slid into the shot while wearing Twinkie the Kid’s signature hat and looking like she just swallowed a Snoop Dogg fart. She looked stoned into another dimension. Erykah floated on by like a cracked-out Pac-Man ghost and she tried to give Mario a little kiss. But because Mario is a reporter in NYC and is probably used to street trolls trying to screw with him at work, he pushed her away and kept going. Mario didn’t know that he pushed away Erykah Badu, but his wife was watching from a few feet away and knew his ass just got Badu’d.

Mario twatted this afterward:

Erykah Badu should stick to whatever strain of weed she smoked before she tried to kiss bomb Mario, because it’s doing good things to her. It’s so much better than whatever strain of weed she smoked before her crazy ass said that “racist gays” were the only ones criticizing her for performing for a dictator. And well, if you’re going to get trolled at work, you might as well get trolled by a stoned Erykah Badu wearing Farrah Abraham’s butt plug on her head.

via Gothamist

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