Category: Eric Dane

Eric Dane Says He Keeps Getting Dick Pics And Dirty DMs

June 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, Eric Dane said in an interview that although he’s straight, he can relate to the conflicted feelings of the awful and closeted-gay character he plays on Euphoria and that he hopes his portrayal lends a voice to members of the LGBTQ+ community who may relate. On the latest stop on his “I’m not a gay I just play one on TV” tour, Eric shared that he’s single, and despite being straight, his inbox is a smorgasbord of schwanz and dirty messages from dudes.

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Eric Dane Hopes His “Euphoria” Role Helps to Lend A Voice To The LGBTQ+ Community

June 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Most Euphoria viewers probably stress-watch the show (except Brit Brit who finds it as soothing as a warm, evening cuppa) as the mostly teen characters all played by grown-ass adults grapple with heavy topics like sex, drugs, and identity. Even behind the scenes, the HBO show was rumored to have lots of drama revolving around the nudity required of some of the actors and just a generally hectic work environment. Eric Dane (formerly McSteamy, of Grey’s Anatomy fame), who plays the embattled father of one of the teens on the show, said in an interview that he hopes his portrayal of the abusive and closeted Cal Jacobs can have a positive effect on members of the LGBTQ+ community.

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Rebecca Gayheart Filed For Divorce From Dr. McSteamy

February 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Maybe she finally watched their sad semi-threesome video with a former Miss Teen USA and decided to look at her life, look at her choices?

Vehicular boogeyman Rebecca Gayheart has filed for divorce from her husband of 14 years, Eric “Dr. McSteamy” DaneTMZ says that Rebecca filed on Friday, and is asking for spousal support as well as joint legal and physical custody of their two daughters, Billie, 7, and Georgia, 6.

Becky has had a rough time post-Y2K. In 2001, she was reportedly chatting on her phone when she struck and killed a 9-year-old boy walking home from school. She pled guilty to manslaughter and received three years probation. That horrible incident might have informed her choice to star in a sort-of 2009 sex tape with husband Dane and former Miss Teen USA 2002 (she lost the crown for posing nude) and reality TV brawler (she was booted off Celebrity Rehab for punching a cameraman) Kari Anne Peniche. Their sex tape was the worst kind – no actual sex and a sorta-celebrity having hit on hard times and getting recorded tits-out in a dirty bathtub. While holding a crackpipe. That’s never sexy.

Maybe this is a fresh new start for Rebs. And maybe this is an opportunity for the handsome yet somehow oily in the personality-seeming Dane to find new chicks with whom to film tragic hotel encounters.

The real question here is – why in the hell did former Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche slug a cameraman when she could have punched Dr. Drew?

Pic: WENN

Luther The Anger Translator Made An Appearance At The WHCD Last Night

April 26, 2015 / Posted by:

We already know the theme of this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner was straight-up hotness, thanks to living boner maker Jane Fonda, but just in case we needed a reminder, President Obama brought out one of the hottest characters from Key & Peele, Luther the Anger Translator. If you’ve never seen Key & Peele and have no idea what I’m talking about, Luther (played by Keegan-Michael Key) is President Obama’s anger translator and it’s his job to translate what President Obama says into yelling and rage-eyes. It’s basically the long-lost son of Coach Hines and an eight ball mixed with the before stock image from a high blood pressure pamphlet at CVS.

I wish ‘anger translator’ were an actual job, because I can think of about 12 real-life uses for one. Like every time I try to return something at Sephora and they keep pressing me for a reason. It would be real handy to have someone behind me yelling “IT GAVE ME A RASH IN A PLACE I CAN’T SHOW YOU! THERE, YOU HAPPY NOW?!

I didn’t watch the whole WHCD because I had better things to do, ie. re-watching Super High Me and eating a box of Goo Goo Clusters, but I did catch some of it, like host Cecily Strong’s joke about Joe Biden giving a good shoulder massage (“Or as I call ’em, upstairs hand jobs. Wink!” whispered Joe Biden to whatever woman was sitting closest to him). I also saw a bit of Obama’s speech, and I guess so did Roseanne, because she pulled a Luther and went on a Twitter rant accusing him of stealing her jokes.

Here’s a bunch of the fancy-dressed famous types at the WHCD last night, including a very knocked-up, very Kardashian-in-the-face Naya Rivera, Chrissy Teigen looking like a sexy model at a goth car show, plastic feline-faced goddess Melania Trump and her partially-decomposing Christmas clementine of a husband, and Laverne Cox – as always – doing Beyonce better than Beyonce.

Pics: Splash

So, Zach Galifianakis Doesn’t Really Look Like Zach Galifianakis Anymore…

January 26, 2015 / Posted by:

And yet, I still would. I would have back when he looked like a feral hamster, and I would now. Hell, I would even if he was dressed as The Snuggler, but I think that says more about me than I should admit out loud, so I’ll stop.

Zach Galifianakis must have gotten cursed out by an evil gypsy woman or something, because he showed up to the SAG Awards last night looking like an emaciated chicken nugget. And everyone was like “who dis?“, because Zach Galifianakis doesn’t really look like Zach Galifianakis anymore. He looks more like a blond Joaquin Phoenix. It’s like The Curious Case of Jonah Hill Galifianakis – all eyes and neck.

As much as I want to believe some old lady pulled a Thinner on his ass, Zach’s weight loss is probably just the result of quitting booze. Zach told Conan O’Brien back in May 2013 that he quit drinking and lost some weight, so I guess he’s still not drinking. According to UsWeekly, a source close to Zach says he’s “continuing to stay healthy. People are really proud of him.” That’s all well and good, but did he have to get rid of that sexy beard too? Maybe the beard started missing booze too much and was like “Fuck this, I’m going to go live on Andrew Garfield’s face.

Zach didn’t walk the red carpet, but here’s more handsome tuxedoed hos from the SAG Awards last night, including Adrien Brody, BILF (Beetlejuice I’d like to…you get the idea) Michael Keaton, and the Texas T-Rex looking like the maître d of a fancy topless surf n’ turf restaurant:

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

McSteamy Goes To Rehab

July 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Eric Dane’s spokeswhore confirms to Star (via Radar) that he’s oil wrestling with his internal demons in a rehab clinic somewhere in Los Angeles. Eric isn’t in there to curb his craving for smoking crack in a tub full of Noxzema water. Eric is almost done with a 30-day program that will hopefully stop him from getting the hungries for dolls. His rep said this:

“Actor Eric Dane voluntarily checked himself into a treatment facility to help him get off of pain medication that he was prescribed for a sports injury that he suffered over the recent hiatus. He reports back to work next week. Business as usual.”

Eric’s wife and his co-star in the worst excuse for a sex tape ever, Rebecca Gayheart, has got a womb full of their second baby, so a source says that he’s cleaning himself up and trying to get his shit together.

You know, Eric and Rebecca have already reminded me of the prettier and slightly more stable version of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Like there’s a thin layer of zipped up sleaze around them. If they invited you over, they’d probably sit really close to you on their velvet sofa and Eric would deep groan as he rubbed your thigh while Rebecca tried to get you to sip from a plastic cup that smells like boxed wine and Zicam.

But good for Eric for trying to clean his mess up. Eric does not want to be that father who takes his newborn baby to the emergency room and tries to get the doctors to prescribe it Xanax milk because he believes that its non-stop crying is due to an anxiety disorder. (Yes, everything I learned about stealing meds from a child I learned from Nurse Jackie.)

Here’s Eric Dane looking like McMethy while using a stranger to play a dumb joke on the paparazzi in L.A. late last month.

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