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Kim Kardashian Says That She Had To Beg Ripley’s To Allow Her To Wear “THE Dress” To The Met Gala After They Changed Their Mind
When Kim Kardashian isn’t summoning the apocalypse by dining with fellow she-devils, she’s using her paid-for pork piles to defile garments of immense historical value despite no one thinking it should’ve happened. And on the latest episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians, Kim revealed that Ripley’s Believe It or Not had a brief moment of clarity and actually did try to pull the plug on the whole plan since Kim couldn’t yank Marilyn Monroe’s delicate president-pilfering dress up over her detachable ass; but Kim, ever the hustler, stopped eating and got on her knees to beg them to reconsider. and the rest is history (to Kim only). So, we can all blame Ripley’s being soft for all of us STILL having to hear about her 2022 Met Gala lewk half a year later. It’s not like Kim has any other high drama currently going on or anything.
Hilaria Baldwin Says That She And Alec Baldwin Are Probably Done Having Babies, But “Time Will Tell”
Hilaria Baldwin has a new podcast since her last one went so well. Hilaria’s new podcast will focus on “sisterhood in pop culture.” And since that topic isn’t interesting in the least or believable coming from her, she decided that stoking speculation that she and Alec will maybe keep the bebé train rolling by basically saying “never say never” would be the best way to go about promoting her new project–since she’s constructed her entire personality around being a womb on legs.
Sharon Osbourne Is Still Talking About Getting Fired From “The Talk” In Her New Docuseries
Despite Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne promising us that they’re going to fuck off back to England any day now, Sharon still can’t let go of the fact that she was told to fuck off of one of the lowest-rated daytime talk shows, The Talk, last year when she defended friend Piers Morgan’s derogatory remarks about Meghan Markle and screeched over cohost and now sworn enemy, Sheryl Underwood. This led to Sharon saying she’s been labeled a racist by some, which Ozzy said is basically like her being called a pedophile. And as if her still being so angry that she’s awoken Ozzy from his perpetual stupor to sit next to her and mumble in agreement on the morning news show circuit as she whines about being canceled wasn’t enough, Sharon’s docuseries, Sharon Osbourne: To Hell and Back focuses on her ouster.
Kim Kardashian Says That Her Met Gala Diet Caused Her To Have A Psoriatic Arthritis Flare
It’s been two months since the Met Gala and we’re still hearing about Kim Kardashian wearing Marilyn Monroe’s friggin’ dress because Kim keeps slowly burping out new tidbits every time she sits down for another interview. This time, it’s that in Kim’s quest to become the next very serious artiste and lose weight for “the role” of wearing Marilyn’s dress, she had to abandon her usual plant-based diet to choke down meat (it’s just too easy) for it to fit, and instead of just getting the “meat sweats,” she got a case of the meat “psoriatic arthritis-es.” Her sharing of this very crucial and intriguing information is either a smokescreen for some other shady K-business going on or an attempt by Kris Jenner to broker a deal to replace Khloe Kardashian’s unsettling, artificial Nurtec commercial face with Kim’s natural, “never filled, only minimally Botoxed” face in a Xeljanz campaign.
Lady Gaga Kissed Her Married Trumpet Player During Her Las Vegas Show
After hearing that Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s “amazing chemistry” in A Star Is Born didn’t help his relationship with Irina Shayk, Gaga has found a way to get people to stop talking about her being the demise of Bradley and Irina by kissing a married man onstage. Why not try to drown one lukewarm scandal with an even more lukewarm scandal?
R. Kelly Allegedly “Trained” A 14 Year Old Girl To Be His “Pet”
Back in July, Kitty Jones, an ex-girlfriend of R. Kelly‘s, spoke to press about life at the Kelly compound. Kitty Jones spoke in support of the story of the young woman whose parents believed she was being held against her will but who later released a statement that looked more like a hostage video saying she was fine. Chile, I beg to differ. Nothing about this situation is fine.