Category: Engagements

Sam Hunt Is Getting Married To The Girl He’s Obsessed With

January 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Football player-turned-country-singer Sam Hunt got popular with an album released in 2014 called Montevallo. Montevallo is the name of the hometown of his on-again/off-again girlfriend Hannah Lee Fowler. An album named after your hometown might set off some people’s clinger alarm, but not Sam Hunt’s girlfriend. People says that Sam Hunt’s rep recently confirmed that Sam asked Hannah Lee to marry him, and she said yes.

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Bradley Cooper Might Have Proposed To Irina Shayk

December 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Irina Shayk walked the runway at Victoria’s Secret annual fashion show last month looking a little bigger in the stomach and wearing ten tons of lingerie-inspired distractions around her mid-section. It didn’t take long for a source to spill the news to E! News that Irina was pregnant with Bradley Cooper’s baby. This might be more than a casual “I knocked-up my contract model girlfriend” thing.

While walking Los Angeles yesterday, Irina did a really good job at distracting people from the baby growing in her body by flashing a ring on THAT FINGER. That arrow in the FedEx logo can try, but Irina is making sure that no one is looking in any direction but down at her hand.

If Irina is about to become the second Mrs. Master Manipulator, this will be her first wedding.

There’s no confirmation on whether or not that Royal Look-4-Less ring on Irina’s hand is for sure an engagement ring. It could be. Sources say that Bradley and Irina have had the contract-extension conversation. Either Bradley and Irina are really engaged, or Irina just picked a finger at random on which to wear a very engagement-y looking ring. Irina? Wearing something to get a little attention? Hmmm, that doesn’t sound like her.

Pic: Wenn.com

A Property Brother Is Going To Become A Property Husband

December 14, 2016 / Posted by:

As one HGTV couple’s marriage crumbles into a pile of dusty plaster and wood lath, the foundation for another HGTV marriage has just been poured. People magazine has announced that last night, Property Brothers Drew Scott, aka the business in the front to Jonathan’s party in the back, got engaged to his girlfriend of six years Linda Phan.

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Gucci Mane Is Getting Hitched

November 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Last night at the Atlanta Hawks basketball game, rapper Gucci Mane proposed the dignified and sacred contract of marriage to his “longtime” piece, Keyshia Ka’oir. I’m sure you can already tell that it went down exactly like it does in every fairy tale ever.

There they were, enjoying “Gucci Mane Night” at the Hawks game, dressed in their finest (a GUWOP-emblazoned jersey for him, Kool-Aid pink pube fur for her), when the Kiss Cam rolled around. They looked deep into each others’ eyes and smiled lovingly as the announcer ushered them on. “KISS CAM! KISS CAAAAAM!” he wailed. Gucci stood up and presented his ring like a man reluctantly showing a very short person something on his phone. “WHAT’S GOING ON? IS THIS A PROPOSAL?” That’s when the air horns kick into high gear. Who needs singing woodland creatures to string up flowers and bows when you can embrace true love while a dude sweating in a hawk mascot outfit hovers over you.

The grown man screaming during this picture-perfect moment keeps asking Keyshia if she’s going to say yes, but dude, open your fucking eyes. Are you seeing that ring?? Are you able to see anything other than that ring?? It’s 25 carats! TMZ shared a video of the rock, so if you want to watch 37 seconds of silent, distilled Liberace opulence, go nuts. Personally, jewels don’t give me a case of the Lohan Shakes like they do for some. But then again, most people can be in the same room as a Brown Sugar & Cinnamon Pop-Tart and not lose all their self-control.

By the way, the Hawks ended up losing the game last night, but I’m sure that’s not a bad omen. I defy anyone to look at that couple and see anything other than a true and everlasting love.

Pic: YouTube

Corey Feldman Doesn’t Want Donald Trump To Deport His Canadian Girlfriend So He’s Going To Marry Her

November 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Even before the diarrhea-dipped clump of dick cheese won the presidency, several American celebrities prepared to slide the word “eh” into their daily vocabulary, because they vowed to run their asses off to Canada if he beat Hillary Clinton. But Corey Feldman is on the opposite side of that. Corey wants to stay in the country and he wants his Canadian piece/main angel to stay too. Corey is afraid that while rounding up Mexican immigrants, La Migra is going to pick up his girlfriend and slingshot her back to the land of authentic Swiss cuisine and Sandra Rinomato. So he put a ring on it.

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