Page Six reports that Ariana Grande has been spotted with her sixth and newest Pete Davisdon tattoo since the couple hooked up two months and began their nauseating TMI and tattoo crime spree. How do we know that Ariana’s new tattoo is a direct homage to her fiancee? It’s his 10 inch dick curling around her face. No, but it is his second most defining characteristic, and that’s the word “Pete” on her marrying finger. Continue reading
If your Sunday ritual of eating oatmeal and reading the newspaper while listening to “A Prairie Home Companion” was rudely interrupted by the Emergency Broadcast System this morning, here’s why. TMZ had to cut in to give the world the breaking news that Justin Bieber has become engaged to Hailey Baldwin! Somebody check on Selena Gomez, because she either pulled a back muscle from dodging that bullet, or she’s working on a plan to upstage Justin’s engagement by getting her friend Justin Theroux to drop to a knee and put a ring on that finger in front of the paps. Continue reading
Some memaws have their oversized white cotton knickers in a twist (up around their armpits) today over the fact that young innocent precious 34-year-old Katharine McPhee is engaged to 68-year-old millionaire daddy David Foster, a man exactly twice her age. Well, Vulture tells us that Katharine pretty much yawned off her haters with a short tweet
If you’re a bottle of hair gummies that live in Katharine McPhee’s medicine cabinet, go ahead and roll into the nearest FabFitFun box and throw all of yourselves into the trash, because her days of hustling sponsored Instagram content might be over. TMZ is reporting that she’s engaged to David Foster, the Canadian music-making multi-millionaire and former husband of Yolanda Foster.
In case you haven’t been following the most enduring love story of this generation and beyond, let me give you a quick timeline of 24-year-old Ariana Grande Latte and 24-year-old Pete Davidson’s blossoming love:
May 10, 2018 – It was reported that Ariana and the Nickelodeon Eminem named Mac Miller broke up.
May 19, 2018 – It was reported that Ariana was mumble moaning while humping on Pete Davidson from Saturday Night Live.
May 22, 2018 – It was reported that Ariana was so dickmatized by Pete and he was so coochmatized by her that they got matching tattoos.
June 1, 2018 – Their relationship had already gotten to that phase where she burped up vomit-inducing dingles of cheese like, “I thought you into my life.”
June 3, 2018 – Pete definitely got two tattoos in honor of his girlfriend of three seconds.
June 4, 2018 – Ariana and Pete joked about procreating.
June 11, 2018 – THEY’RE ENGAGED!!!!!
Tyler Perry’s Acrimony may have been described as “A ludicrously scattershot drama in which overwrought feminine rage, diary-of-a-mad-woman craziness, and inept filmmaking are all but inseparable”, but I doubt 47-year-old Taraji P. Henderson is too pressed about that right now. She just got engaged to her boyfriend of 2 years, 34-year-old former NFL player Kelvin Hayden.