Category: Engagements

Russell Tovey Is Engaged To A Rugby Beefcake

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Between Gus Kenworthy giving his boyfriend a smooch on-air at the Winter Olympics, and Adam Rippon trolling Mike Pence pre- and post- triple lutz, the present is one giant jazz hands spectacle of gay…but it doesn’t stop there! Russell “I’m So Glad I Ain’t Fem” Tovey (from Looking, Quantico and Being Human) has hopped in on the action and announced he and his boyfriend are making their masc4masc love legal.  Continue reading


Toni Braxton Announced Her Engagement To Birdman

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

The first time I saw Toni Braxton and Birdman together I had to ask myself, “Am I still high?”, because the shit looked like some kind of drug induced fantasy of nonsense. Well, apparently Birdman is enough for Toni since they’ve been together for two years, which in Hollywood may as well be ten. And to celebrate their love they’ve decided to make it official by announcing their engagement.

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Princess Eugenie Is Marrying Her Third Cousin Twice Removed

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

The name “Princess Eugenie” might cause your brain to queef up a stream of questions marks, but I know who she is, because she’s the daughter of The Original Fergie (my fourth favorite British royal after Prince Hot Ginge, THE QUEEN and Susan the Corgi) and the sister of Princess Beatrice (my fifth favorite British royal after Prince Hot Ginge, THE QUEEN, Susan the Corgi and The Original Fergie). Princess Eugenie is also the one who brought some “ugly stepsisters” glamour to Duchess Kate and Prince William’s wedding by wearing a blue bedpan on her head. And now she’s getting some attention today for announcing that she’s engaged.

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Michelle Williams Might Be Engaged To Her Financier Boyfriend

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

After Michelle Williams broke up with puppet enthusiast Jason Segel, she sort of kept her private life a little more mysterious. As it turns out, she’s been dating a NYC financier named Andrew Youmans, and UsWeekly says they’re getting married. A financier? Terrific, maybe he can sit down with her agent and figure out why the hell there were so many missing zeros on her All The Money In The World re-shoots check.

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